Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

You can measure a man's character by the choices he makes under pressure.

The rule which forbids ending a sentence with a preposition is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.

'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.