Golf has a problem because there is not a defined season. Why bash your head against football?

The first guy on the moon throws a golf ball, not a football. He throws a golf ball.

Golf has always been a passion for me, ... Football is a very intense sport, and golf is considered a 'gentlemen's game.'

He still wants to be involved in the (football) program, and he's coaching golf still for us. We're glad for that, because he's a great guy.

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle