God's will can go fuck itself. And so can you.

Oh, [god] can hear you just fine. He hears everything. Every scream. Every cry. Every whimper. Every plea for mercy. For death. He hears. He just doesn't give a fuck.

Boys, tell your mother to shut her lying whore mouth before I shove the nearest apple down her throat.

[For now, Cain would join a rotation that includes Jason Schmidt and Noah Lowry,] and I like (Brad) Hennessey a lot, if we could get him to be more consistent, ... an immediate need.

Wishful speculation is a spirit's gluttony

A dead poet is better than one that's alive