God watches over drunks and third baseman.

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.

There are only five things you can do in baseball: run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.