God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in the way.

Assassins!

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

To some it is Napoleon, to some it is a philosophical struggle, to me it is allegro con brio.

After I die I shall return to earth as the doorkeeper of a bordello and I won't let a one of you in.

Can't you read? The score demands "con amore," and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!