God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I should stop myself from dying if a good joke or a good idea occurred to me

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.

Laugh till you weep. Weep till there’s nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it’s all one.

A good laugh is sunshine in a house.

The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.