God, I wish I was Bugs Bunny.

I had a costume suit made from someone who works with the Washington Opera. I'm a six-foot lobster with a tuxedo.

Maybe it's the sense of freedom, of sexual liberation. I mean I'm dressed up like a goddamned lobster! What's not gay about that?

I think the neo-burlesque scene is funny. People want to see stuff they won't do themselves.

I am simply trying to struggle through life; trying to do God's bidding.

I loved photography and everybody said it was a crazy thing to do because in those days nobody made it into the film business. I mean, unless you were related to somebody there was no way in.