God, I love you so much I won't ever try to have sex again.

She's so amazing, I could squeeze sunshine juice out of her.

I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol.

The greatest evil in premarital sex is disappointment

And it struck me then, that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who had been around. A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not.

no glove, no love