God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.

If you're THAT smart...why aren't you THAT rich?

Policy consists in serving God in such a manner as not to offend the devil

An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.