Isobel Irons quote: "God damn, I wish I could fast-forward time and be old and wrinkly. How awesome would that be? No more worrying about getting ogled by douche bags like Trent Gibson, or getting all hormonal and bothered against my will over hotties like Grant Blue, who wouldn’t touch me with a ten-foot pole."

Today, I saw an old chubby wrinkly lady and wish you would be that lady for me when I am old chubby ...
LUVLYNN

If only we could do like the old video tapes; able to rewind and fast forward life. I wish we could ...
GORMAN PARRISH

This war is like an actress who is getting old. It is less and less photogenic and more and more dan...
ROBERT CAPA

I've been so bothered with my property, that I'm tired of it, and don't mean to save up any more, bu...
LOUISA MAY ALCOTT

I wish I could freeze time or go back in time and watch my kids grow up all over again because it is...
ROBERT RODRIGUEZ

For me, running against the Poles and Czechs would be like running against high school kids. And I h...
STEVE PREFONTAINE

Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I

I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I

On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I

casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I

I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I

I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I

I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I

I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I

I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I

You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I

I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I

Married to the Mob.
LIKE I

Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I

I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I

throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I

I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I

I am not good at first or second impressions, and you have to spend some time with me to know me. Al...
EMRAAN HASHMI

Life is such unutterable hell, solely because it is sometimes beautiful. If we could only be miserab...
T.H. WHITE

I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES

I'm happy to get through it. I wasn't feeling good all day and I got tired pretty fast. I've beaten ...
BRANDON HERRINGTON

One thing I'll be talking about during the Olympics is what my partner and I would do in this or tha...
KARCH KIRALY

I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there with me. Tiger is getti...
GREG NORMAN

Pole vaulting is all about strength and mental toughness. I'm afraid of heights, but I can vault ove...
ERIN LIPPIE

Actually, I'm pretty happy. I wasn't as fast as I wanted to be, but I'm still getting over a broken ...
DEREK ABNEY

Oh and next time you feel like getting hammered, message me. That was some damn good stuff you puked...
ANN LECKIE

Never complain of getting older, it's privilege and opportunity. comparing ourselves with those 'God...
EJUMP SCHIFFLER

All my friends are getting married and having babies. I'm just getting more awesome
KAYSER U

He's going on and on, and I can't be bothered. I just can't be fuckin well arsed saying something li...
IRVINE WELSH

I just wish that God or my parents or Sam or my sister or someone would just tell me what's wrong wi...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY

Life is such unutterable hell, solely because it is sometimes beautiful. If we could only be miserab...
T.H. WHITE

Why waste time proving over and over how great you are, when you could be getting better?
CAROL S. DWECK

As time goes by and you're getting older and stuff like that - getting older sucks. You know, I ...
MICKEY ROURKE

I have played a lot of cricket over the last 12 months and I feel that a rest would be beneficial fo...
DARREN GOUGH

I was surprised when I learned I would be for sure getting a bronze and even more surprised when I g...
SASHA COHEN

Feast of Stephen, Deacon, First Martyr Lord of all pots and pans and things, since I've no time to ...
CECILY HALLECK

She was outgoing and fascinating to watch, and I wish that I could be like her, but no one ever will...
FELICIA LONDRE

Rather than worrying about work, schedules, and deadlines, I felt at peace with God. He was in contr...
CRAIG GROESCHEL

The fact is I am growing old too fast, alas! I feel it, and yet work I will, and may God grant me li...
JOHN JAMES AUDUBON

It makes me nervous seeing a 20-foot me, like I'm getting too big or something, ... Not that I mind ...
JIMMY FALLON

I was going to Homecoming with the one person in this school who made my skin crawl, I was getting a...
PENELOPE DOUGLAS

I wish that they could have more freedoms to be able to come and play. I know that the only way that...
RAFAEL PALMEIRO

I never have more than one bag at a time. I think one is already quite enough. Also, I hate changing...
JANE BIRKIN

I was never much bothered about moral questions like, 'How could there be a good God when there&...
RICHARD DAWKINS

When my bed is empty, Makes me feel awful mean and blue. My springs are getting rusty, Living single...
BESSIE SMITH

When my bed is empty,/ Makes me feel awful mean and blue./ My springs are getting rusty,/ Living sin...
BESSIE SMITH

My old mind hadn’t been capable of holding this much love. My old heart had not been strong enough...
STEPHENIE MEYER

Tis true my form is something odd
But blaming me is blaming God
Could I create myself ...
ISAAC WATTS

In some respects, it seems like it is slow, but I think as time goes on, it's getting more and more ...
EVELYN SMITH

In terms of characters I wish I had created - just because I haven't dealt with anything like th...
MICHAEL KORYTA

I feel like, God expects me to be human. I feel like, God likes me just the way I am: broken and emp...
C. JOYBELL C.

I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia,...
ALAN ALDA

Ireland Quinn Brady," he finally moved forward with an extended pointer finger to push me back down....
LEAH CRICHTON

I had to learn - since I'm divorced now and everyone is like, 'Oh my God, you're single,...
GABRIELLE UNION

Instead he was staring at me like he was seconds away from getting up and storming across the bar an...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT

I think we've all been misled, at moments in our lives, certainly in school situations, and thin...
JOHN HAWKES

No, I am not powerful nor do I wish to be, for it is God using my weakness that makes me potent and ...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH

I asked her what was so scary about unmerited free grace? She replied something like this: "If I was...
TIMOTHY J. KELLER

People spend a lifetime thinking about how they would really like to live. I asked my friends and no...
GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ

I am blown away that my God, who could do this all by Himself, would choose to let me be a little pa...
KATIE J. DAVIS

I wish that my life could be like the movies, like 'Bonnie and Clyde' or 'The Hunger'...
MARILYN MANSON

We have athletes who get in the same spot on the field (and) freeze. An athlete such as Carson Palme...
DR. ANGELO COLOSIMO

You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these yo...
AISHA TYLER

I was a Marvel kid, and I would have to say that Spiderman is my all-time favorite character. As I g...
COREY TAYLOR

This I would wish, that there was no time or sleep. No more past, or future, and everything we did w...
ANTHONY LICCIONE

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
CRAIG BRUCE

When watching movies, I was always inspired by the performances of the cast. Of course, the story an...
RINKO KIKUCHI

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that

God is looking for a willing heart. He is searching for few like Easther....who will say if I perish...
PATIENCE JOHNSON

What must it be like for a woman to live with power over men rivaled only by God for the first third...
TYLER KNIGHT

I look forward to getting more and more involved with them. I hope I'll be able to contribute some c...
BOB BONDI

And still, for all the jealously, all the doubt, sometimes I will be struck with a kind of awe that ...
DAVID LEVITHAN

If I were another person, I go on, I wouldn’t want to deal with me, I don’t want to deal with me...
ELIZABETH WURTZEL

You are all I think about. You know that right? You haunt my mind, but in a good way. You are absolu...
MARY PITTMAN

Perspective basically guarantees that there’s no such thing as a pure emotion. Every emotion is ba...
MEGAN MCCAFFERTY

I feel like it has gone very fast for me, but I feel like it wasn't instantaneous, at all. I was get...
ANTHONY DOERR

I am getting old, so I really don't like clocks.
JAMES ROSENQUIST

I would still be with you. But I could sleep outside, so it would not be so obvious. I do not need t...
MADELINE MILLER

Now that I've relinquished my fantasies of all the people I wish I could be, and stopped feeling gui...
GRETCHEN RUBIN

Sleep makes people calmer, more alert, less fearful - just plain happier, or so I see around me and ...
BEN STEIN

Boy, it began to rain like a bastard. In buckets, I swear to God. All the parents and mothers and ev...
J.D. SALINGER

It could be the make-or-break of getting that job. Obviously, your appearance matters. It helps with...
KEITH ANDERSON

He'd get that little floater over me. He was getting me at the right time. I couldn't do anything th...
CORIE BLOUNT

If all my bridge coach ever told me was that I was 'satisfactory,' I would have no hope of e...
BILL GATES

Now I feel and I say all the time that vanity is, like, long gone. I'm really free of worrying a...
MICHAEL J. FOX

Food is ever-changing and ever moving forward and getting more and more complex.
ALEXANDRA GUARNASCHELLI

I have kept a diary,
WITHNAIL AND I

I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you ...
JOHN GREEN

Any skills that I have, I couldn't really make money with them. I would like to think that maybe...
IAN HARDING

I would like to be assured it had exhausted its powers before getting more.
IAN DAVIDSON

I wish I could have a group like this every year. But if that was the case, coaching would be easy a...
RYAN SMITH

I asked myself over and over again what more information could be gained, what and who could be save...
RAFI EITAN

I know how I like to be treated, so I always start by saying, 'Could you give me a moment of your ti...
ARTHUR GODFREY

I wish I could be like Shaw who once read a bad review of one of his plays, called the critic and sa...
BARBRA STREISAND

I never could see myself in Playgirl or People or anything like that. You just don't think about tho...
BILLY CURRINGTON

God damn, I wish I could fast-forward time and be old and wrinkly. How awesome would that be? No more worrying about getting ogled by douche bags like Trent Gibson, or getting all hormonal and bothered against my will over hotties like Grant Blue, who wouldn’t touch me with a ten-foot pole.

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