God created man, woman created Darwin, Darwin questioned God, and no one got over it!

My favourite fish is frozen fish, it throws farther!

All roads lead to expiration, perhaps then, we should start at the beginning!

'Common Sense- God's Worst Enemy

If God appears to me when I die I shall say: 'You've proved your existence, but not your worth'

But in every church there are people who, for reasons which seem sufficient to them, do not approve of their pastor and seek to harry him and bully him into some condition pleasing to themselves. The democracy which the Reformation brought into the Christian Church rages in their bosoms like a fire; they would deny that they regard their clergyman as their spiritual hired hand, whom they boss and oversee for his own good, but that is certainly the impression they give to observers.