God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Act, and God will act.