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[Glammy deodorant -- now that's funny. So says Chris White, a professional comedian and (like most stand-ups) a sweat expert.] You shouldn't put anything expensive on your armpits -- it's one of the least savory parts, ... It's just something you don't do -- like putting a sweater on a dog.


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STING I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind.
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Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s...
CARTER CROCKER It never stops. He brings everybody up. When guys are down, he is the first one to put a smile on yo...
DANILO PINNOCK You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES It's too cold outside
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An angel will die
Covered in white
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ED SHEERAN Mama is my chance to be a stand-up comedian. In my mind, it's my chance to be Chris Rock.
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And thank you for...
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EVANS G. VALENS By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER There'll be a whole lot of things you ain't gonna want to do, but you'll have to do in this life jus...
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IKE BARINHOLTZ The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison
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STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
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STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY It's a curious seal-like cough or something like a dog trying to clear its throat.
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JOSH BERNSTEIN I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
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ROGER A. CARAS If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there ma...
ROGER CARAS Take a stand; go for the right choice. Don't just sit for anything; stand for something. Be specific...
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ADAM WHITE It's the first time we've been in a grand final so to win it is fantastic,
ADAM WHITE To win the best on ground in a winning grand final is absolutely unbelievable.
ADAM WHITE This one will be pretty special,
ADAM WHITE It was a tough game all the way through but from the start we knew it was going to be tough,
ADAM WHITE Money can't buy you friends; but you do get a better class of enemies.
SOMERS WHITE We live in an era when rapid change breeds fear, and fear too often congeals us into a rigidity whic...
LYNN WHITE I have a lot of respect for tough coaches.
REGGIE WHITE Whether a man is burdened by power or enjoys power; whether he is trapped by responsibility or made ...
THEODORE WHITE If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free -- however free one can be on this pla...
THEODORE WHITE In the 1970s in New York, everyone slept till noon. It was a grungy, dangerous, bankrupt city withou...
EDMUND WHITE He is like a good prewar house-solidly built. They don't build them that way anymore. He's also been...
THEODORE WHITE The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something. T...
T.H. WHITE I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life ...
RON WHITE Why did you do all this for me?' he asked. 'I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.' '...
E.B. WHITE The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something. T...
T.H. WHITE It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
E.B. WHITE The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of...
T.H. WHITE Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing
KIERSTEN WHITE If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be...
E.B. WHITE I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (o...
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