Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

Give me a 15-ft. crocodile any day over a bee.

People are so difficult. Give me an elephant any day.

I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.'

Give me any two pages of the Bible and I'll give you a picture.