Girls are only complicated because they don't want to explain but they still want to be understood

For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the complication, you're probably it.

I was like, I need to go to the bathroom, nudge, nudge. And the girls go with you, but that doesn't work necessarily. The guys follow you to the bathroom, and they follow you to the door.

The girls doing triples couldn't get enough speed to do triples and the girls doing doubles, it was dangerous for them, too.

Women are complicated. We all know that.

Adrian Cronauer: You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.