Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person. And nothing pisses a person off more than being shoved into the wrong pigeonhole.

Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.

The notion of picking one time of year to be decent to other people is obscene because it's actually validating the notion of being miserable wretches the rest of the year.

When the evacuees arrived here from New Orleans and other Katrina ravished areas, they had nothing.

It smells putrid. If I had come by myself and seen this, I probably wouldn't have stayed.

Colorado is losing the equivalent of five family farms every week. Loss of farm lands impacts the environment, the economy and the very landscapes that define us as a state.