Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.