Getting into television was a total fluke.

I know when I'm getting ready to mess up, I'm going to do it full-on.

Leaving my house and getting on to a red carpet is always crazy for me, because you have to find a way to be comfortable in the most uncomfortable situation imaginable.

Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing with comedy is that most of the time, you could be orange. It doesn't matter, as long you're funny.

Paparazzi need more flattering lenses.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.