Get high on love, not drugs.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.