George Washington didn't have to make us laugh; he just had to establish precedents and avoid chopping down more cherry trees than he could possibly help. But somewhere along the line, Americans began expecting their presidents to do more than just govern. They also had to make us laugh.
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Related The cherry tree myth is just that. When I do lectures I bring an old hatchet and say we just found t... DEAN NORTON Laughter is more than just a pleasurable activity...When people laugh together, they tend to talk an... GRETCHEN RUBIN a straightforward, down-to-earth man who had this extraordinary ability to make the nation laugh - p... MICHAEL PALIN People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's bec... ADRIAN EDMONDSON We've all met those who seem to radiate happiness. They seem to smile more than others; they lau... JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh. FATTY ARBUCKLE I have such fond memories of Annabelle ... just her whole personality, ... We loved to make her laug... ALLISON JANNEY You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent. HAL ROACH I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in l... BOB NEWHART She always come over here, make us laugh whenever we down and out, she come, make us laugh. BELINDA TORRES Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. SAM KINISON The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m... ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt... ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank... ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ... ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate... ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ... ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices. ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag... ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future. ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea... ANDREW TO Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier... VIVIEN LEIGH It takes more than just awareness for us to change. It takes courage and humility and the willingnes... BUD HARRIS When kids tried to pick on me, I always had one line to shoot them down with: 'I make more money... TYLER JAMES WILLIAMS There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if ... JOSEPH HELLER Nothing could do more to help the world's poor than to make fossil fuels cheap and plentiful. ROBERT ZUBRIN I've heard it said, "If the Devil can't make us really bad, then he'll try to make us really busy. CRAIG GROESCHEL Troy was a sweet, good man. We just were never destined to be married. We just didn't have the s... SUZANNE PLESHETTE My father came from a very poor background, but I was very fortunate in the sense that we were never... BRAD PITT We just hit our free throws. Brad hit 4-of-6 down the stretch and they had to make a 3-pointer. All ... BONZI WELLS He also had a condition that was referred to as granulated eyelids and it caused him to blink more t... RON HANSEN I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. ... FRED DURST I remember saying goodbye to my father the night he left to join the Navy. He didn't have to. He... JANE FONDA Nick has been strong all along for us; he just hasn't had any help. BOB GILLIGAN People hope to point to the White House with pride. We believe that presidents told the truth and se... MARY BONO I wanted to do another movie that could make us laugh and cry and feel good about the world. I wante... STEVEN SPIELBERG They told us they had parking issues and we said we had 5.5 acres they were welcome to use to solve ... DAVID SMITH All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more. LOUIE ANDERSON I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, b... MARK TWAIN I'm just a down-to-earth guy. ACE FREHLEY I always performed as a kid to make my family laugh and was more concerned with making kids at schoo... MATHEW BAYNTON What bothered me more than if LeBron left or not was that I didn't think they had great assets i... CHAUNCEY BILLUPS Americans are fascinated by their own love of shopping. This does not make them unique. It's just th... SIMON HOGGART I don't buy art just to make artists happy any more than I want to make them sad if I sell their... CHARLES SAATCHI And to us, we're more married than any piece of paper or big party could make us. SUZANNE COLLINS Geniuses don't have better ideas than the rest of us. They just have more of them. ADAM GRANT Yes, God does expect us to live holy, consecrated lives. But not even the best of our intentions can... JOYCE MEYER I just love writing. It's magical, it's somewhere else to go, it's somewhere much more d... TANITH LEE He could not live without adversaries, no more than a tree can live without soil; like mangrove tree... PETER EVANS They were quite happy to see us. They knew they had bit off more than they could chew. CORPORAL WALT JONES They were just more physical than we were. They wore us down. ... We have to get better in that sens... LEON NEAL Life ain't more than gameboard spaceWith hoops to jump and dreams to chaseAnd one day fate'll put us... CHRISTINE ANDERSON Presidents in wartime, embattled presidents, unpopular presidents, they all look to Lincoln. He'... RICHARD NORTON SMITH Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _... GEORGE MACDONALD Milan has more experience than us and that's important. It's also true that they have won more title... CARLES PUYOL I've never guided my life. I've just been whipped along by the waves I'm sitting in. I d... JOHN HURT It is easier to make people cry than to make them laugh. SOURCE UNKNOWN It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh VIVIEN LEIGH He makes me laugh, Mick! He tended to turn up when we were having lunch and entertain us all. He bou... SAFFRON BURROWS Nothing makes my day more than when someone comes up to me and says I bring them joy. That's why I d... JUDY TENUTA To my guy. May he win every game he chooses to play, have many reasons to laugh, more successes than... KATY EVANS and then adds with a laugh, ''but in retrospect I think he may have been more sophisticated than we ... DAVE VAN RONK I began to think that he had just the right measure of unhappiness and dissatisfaction with life to ... CATHERINE LACEY I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or... BIL KEANE George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were gay, just for starters. They didn't have a name for i... LARRY KRAMER You just had to do what you could do. They had charts you could point to, but he couldn't point. KAREN SUTTON We didn't ever want 'Tarzan' to feel like he was just a man. We didn't want him to s... KEVIN LIMA We have an idea that we Americans are God's chosen people, that God loves us more than any other... BILLY GRAHAM And I tell you that's one of the reasons why I didn't have the friendships with the media, m... EDDIE MURRAY I think that Ionesco's greatest weapon is that he's able to make us laugh at the darkest cor... GEOFFREY RUSH Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was neces... JANE AUSTEN Look, I want to be able to make the stupidest movies ever, because they make people laugh and they m... MARLON WAYANS We had the lead, and we just didn't make plays down the stretch. We wanted to continue this ride, co... STANLEY ASUMNU would make more money [on 'Saw'] than he had ever made before. CARY ELWES It's just one more thing we might have to do to make people more secure. But we would rather be safe... COCO HANSON The fact that he didn't get credit for a while is more the story of social injustice. But his ow... MARY STUART MASTERSON He called and said all of them had been broken into. He said they were very upset, but then they had... ERIN GROSHEK Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, tha... NORM MACDONALD Some read to learn, some to laugh, and some to live. JOYCE RACHELLE Our winners make you laugh ? but they also make you think, MARC ABRAHAMS I didn't really blossom until my mid teens, and by that time I had to work on my personality to ... EVA LONGORIA The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to t... MALCOLM DE CHAZAL And yet methinks the older that one grows Inclines us more to laugh than scold, though laughter... GEORGE GORDON BYRON God doesn't bless us just to make us happy; He blesses us to make us a blessing. WARREN W. WIERSBE I could have stopped it after they paid me the $50,000. I wouldn't even have had to go on to do more... ALDRICH AMES Stories dont just make us matter to each othermaybe theyre also the only way to the infinite m... , AN ABUNDANCE OF KATHERINES, 2008 He wanted to make her laugh. He wanted to sit and listen to her talk about books until his ears fell... CASSANDRA CLARE Their physical size hurt us. They have more kids than we do and they wore us down. They executed wel... DAN FAUSER We just had to have guys believe they could do it. Robert had a big hit there for us to keep us in t... LARRY KNIGHT There were a lot of things he could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could s... TERRY PRATCHETT Basically we just do flips and make people laugh. JEFF HARDIN He was working both sides of the plate. He got a lot of ground balls, got what he needed. He's had a... CHAD TRACY You think of George Washington, this man who was larger than life, and in some ways he was. But at t... BENJAMIN WALKER Under President Obama, we have spent more money - he has spent more money than any other president i... CATHY MCMORRIS RODGERS Few things can frustrate us more than trying to make a person someone he or she isn't; we feel c... MELODY BEATTIE I don't do politics. I just like to laugh. BILLY BUSH There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it themselves; but the humor g... SENECA There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it themselves; but the humor g... SENECA Your "Not To Do" list is also important. MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN To make your Opinion Count, you have to do something more than just making Money. VINEET RAJ KAPOOR
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ALEXANDRA ORLANDO It (winning gold) is so important because it's been so long since Canada's been on top and it's just... ALEXANDRA ORLANDO To have six is a bit unreal. I hope that this boosts the popularity of rhythmic gymnastics in Canada... ALEXANDRA ORLANDO She's a huge support for me. Whenever I have a chance, I love just talking to her. ALEXANDRA ORLANDO Erika is a huge role model for me and an inspiration. I'm growing into myself and a much stronger gy... ALEXANDRA ORLANDO A principle of justice is that the defense needs to be able to conduct interviews in a privileged se... ALEXANDRA MILENOV It is too early to reach any sort of conclusion. ALEXANDRA MILENOV The proceedings will be terminated. ALEXANDRA MILENOV He gave no indication he was contemplating such a move. There was nothing unusual in his demeanor. ALEXANDRA MILENOV We have no information. He is not in the tribunal. ALEXANDRA MILENOV We had pretty high hopes and there was a lot of pressure on us to take medals. It's difficult when y... ALEXANDRA MEISSNITZER She has magic knees. I think it's a miracle she's already racing, and she did a good job. ALEXANDRA MEISSNITZER She was really one of the girls I would have said would win a medal. ALEXANDRA MEISSNITZER I had a good run, especially on the upper part of the course, but Michaela was just too strong. ALEXANDRA MEISSNITZER It was really on the limit today. One of my teammates got hurt, but I don't think it was too dangero... ALEXANDRA MEISSNITZER We all know everyone was not competing in the same conditions. ALEXANDRA MEISSNITZER Today I had a lot of confidence. I took it pretty relaxed. I think it's priceless to start a season ... ALEXANDRA MEISSNITZER Thinking about how much they sacrifice amazes me. ALEXANDRA MCGREGOR With my whole family, it's always been about community service and helping others before helping you... ALEXANDRA MCGREGOR I can't believe that this much has happened. I thought when I got the Oakland County resolution that... ALEXANDRA MCGREGOR You do not need to support the war going on in Iraq, but please realize that our troops do much more... ALEXANDRA MCGREGOR We have a Veterans Day and Memorial Day, but we don't have a day for the troops that are fighting ri... ALEXANDRA MCGREGOR We couldn't believe the irony, that we were watching our own demise on TV it was all too post-post-m... ALEXANDRA JACOBS I am so glad we got that guy - I just want to give him a big, wet smooch. I'm so grateful. He's the ... ALEXANDRA JACOBS That was when the alarm began to be ratcheted up, ALEXANDRA JACOBS We couldn't believe the irony, that we were watching our own demise on TV - it was all too post-post... ALEXANDRA JACOBS We couldn't believe the irony, that we were watching our own demise on TV--it was post-postmodern, ALEXANDRA JACOBS We couldn't believe the irony, that we were watching our own demise on TV. That seemed a little bit,... ALEXANDRA JACOBS We couldn't believe the irony, that we were watching our own demise on TV â€â�... ALEXANDRA JACOBS Boswell Wide Awake. ALEXANDRA DAY The children keep growing up on me. I have to keep getting new babies. ALEXANDRA DAY I was pretty sure when we made the first 'Carl' book that we had a good idea, but I couldn't have im... ALEXANDRA DAY especially if they involve activities which would probably be forbidden by the grown-ups in charge. ALEXANDRA DAY I don't think I've ever played in a golf tournament with so many people rooting against me. It's har... ALEXANDRA BODEMANN Winning, to be included with all those legends, would be a great honor. ALEXANDRA BODEMANN I've been in a slump, and to come back and win something like this is awesome. ALEXANDRA BODEMANN I would like to thank my new friend. She has taught me never to give up. ALEXANDRA BODEMANN Sometimes it’s only in the ecstasy of unrepressed movement that we may enter the stillness of our ... ALEXANDRA KATEHAKIS To sober up seems to many like making life “so serious,” as if seriousness precluded joy, warmth... ALEXANDRA KATEHAKIS I sort of forgot about 'Z Channel' after it went off the air in 1989, but once Jason Resnick... ALEXANDRA CASSAVETES