George once said to me "If we'd known we were going to be The Beatles we'd have tried harder."

Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.

If I were in the Beatles, I'd be a good George Harrison.

If I were in the Beatles, I'd be a good George Harrison.

George had taken off all ten of his fingers and tied them into a bundle with what appeared to be either his own small intestines, or a guitar string; as I walked into the room, he lovingly placed the bundle on his head.

To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.