George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.


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I know George Burns was a very happy man.
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George Burns was the father I never had.
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I could have been Captain Beefheart or Tom Waits, if I'd been born in America.
ALBERT KUVEZIN
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JASON NEWSTED
My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
JOSEPH BOLOGNA
I dearly loved my brother Tom,
JOHN FOGERTY
I rejected most of the folk I was exposed to in the Seventies. I came around later to Tom Waits, som...
CHRIS CORNELL
"The flame of true love burns deep in the fireside of the heart." ~ Tom Baker
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN
I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album.
STEPHEN COLBERT
It was set up for vaudeville and silent movies, but by the time it was built vaudeville was dead. Th...
DIANE BOYER
If I was on Broadway, I would want to do anything Vaudeville or a biopic.
KAT GRAHAM
I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
STEVE BUSCEMI
I was never a child actor. I was a child performer.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
From a distance is a light, Out of a cold cloudy night. Warning ships without sight, A lighthouse be...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN
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Biggest musical influences would be people like Nina Simone and Tom Waits. A huge amount of writers ...
HOZIER
Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alri...
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My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Bur...
GRACIE ALLEN
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GEORGE EZRA
I never drank alcohol or used tobacco, but George Burns used to smoke a lot and lived to over 100, s...
JOHN WOODEN
I love writing about my job because I loved it, and it was a particularly interesting one when I was...
JAMES HERRIOT
George loved people. He didn't care what they did. He was always fascinated by their minds.
GINGER DAVIS
I was a late bloomer. I wasn't a child performer.
CHRISTIAN BORLE
He was a consummate performer,
BOBBY RODRIGUEZ
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MICK FOLEY
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NIGEL BARKER
I always loved aesthetics. Not particularly fashion, but an idea of beauty.
MIUCCIA PRADA
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LARRY THE CABLE GUY
I never wanted to be a performer. I suppose I was precocious, really.
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER
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HOZIER
This was a very poor performer.
BRIAN O'NEILL
“The torch of hope still burns in the hearts of many for the safety of those who protect our beaut...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN
”A familiar voice, of a loved one will always live in your heart forever.” ~Tom Baker
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I've been at every reunion. I said, 'They'll be wheeling me out when I'm 105.' I'll still be working...
FLORENCE HENDERSON
I was never academically driven in English, but, again, Tom Waits is a perfect example of an influen...
HOZIER
If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.
LARRY GELBART
She was wonderful, a very moving performer,
DICK CAVETT
I've worked since I was a five-year-old to be a performer.
LADY GAGA
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BERNHARD SCHLINK
It really is a vaudeville show. That is the music I am into.
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IMELDA MAY
He draws asparagus and cabbages, but he's obsessed with artichokes. He draws them more than any othe...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN
If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marria...
BOB NEWHART
They ate it up. The guys told me they just loved George.
JAY PROOPS
I was a nothing kid. Not particularly good. Not particularly bad.
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
My mother was in vaudeville, but after she had her children, she quit working.
DEAN STOCKWELL
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I loved working with Renoir on 'The Southerner.' Oh, I loved it! I particularly loved when h...
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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
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Oh, I got a beautiful 1959 Cadillac Coupe DeVille four-door. No one will ride in it with me.
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Mostly, I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a soc...
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My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind m...
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The blues is like a planet. It's an enormous topic. You can't ignore the impact that it has ...
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I'm a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like...
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
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I didn't really want to be part of a clique or a niche. But I also was looking for my own voice,...
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Most songs that aren't jump-rope songs, or lullabies, are cautionary tales or goodbye songs and ...
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a ...
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I bark my voice out through a closed throat, pretty much. It's more, perhaps, like a dog in some...
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When you're writing, you're conjuring. It's a ritual, and you need to be brave and respe...
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If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and crack...
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shin...
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is...
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People say all kinds of things about the ingredients of songs. But you know they are a kind of magic...
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I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess.
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I have a Chamberlain I bought from some surfers in Westwood many years ago. It's an early analog...
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I don't like the word 'poetry,' and I don't like poetry readings, and I usually don&...
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George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
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I saw a crow building a nest, I was watching him very carefully, I was kind of stalking him and he w...
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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If you are recording, you are recording. I don't believe there is such a thing as a demo or a te...
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Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.
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The sight of the first woman in the minimal two-piece was as explosive as the detonation of the atom...
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Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie,...
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Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie,...
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My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a str...
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I don't know if any genuine, meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of l...
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My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult.
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But then I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for...
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Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound l...
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I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm selfish and I'm cruel and I'm bli...
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I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversa...
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If you're a writer, you know that the stories don't come to you - you have to go looking for...
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuck...
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Sometimes the magnetism of a song is impossible to ignore, and it demands that it be sung in a certa...
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Apparently the highest compliment our culture grants artists nowadays is to be in an ad — ideally ...
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Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can'...
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and I have lawyers over there investigating my options.
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It's hard to win when you always lose.
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Easy Rider.
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I don't like the word 'poetry,' and I don't like poetry readings, and I usually don&...
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George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
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I saw a crow building a nest, I was watching him very carefully, I was kind of stalking him and he w...
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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If you are recording, you are recording. I don't believe there is such a thing as a demo or a te...
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Any place is good for eavesdropping, if you know how to eavesdrop.
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The sight of the first woman in the minimal two-piece was as explosive as the detonation of the atom...
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Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie,...
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Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie,...
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My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a str...
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I don't know if any genuine, meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of l...
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My first big gig was an opening show for Frank Zappa, and I think that was difficult.
TOM WAITS
But then I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for...
TOM WAITS
Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound l...
TOM WAITS
I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm selfish and I'm cruel and I'm bli...
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I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversa...
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If you're a writer, you know that the stories don't come to you - you have to go looking for...
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuck...
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Sometimes the magnetism of a song is impossible to ignore, and it demands that it be sung in a certa...
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Apparently the highest compliment our culture grants artists nowadays is to be in an ad — ideally ...
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Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can'...
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and I have lawyers over there investigating my options.
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It's hard to win when you always lose.
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Easy Rider.
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Well, it's either kiss me or kill me, that's how I see it.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart,
yeah,I drunk me a river since you
tore me apart
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
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I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can...
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and...
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I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy
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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk
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Always keep a diamond in your mind.
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George Bush is a fan of mine -- he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
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Belly of a Drunken Piano.
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Any image I have, it's just what I do, but it comes off as being very pretentious. When you'...
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All records are riddles, and whatever you may want people to think it's about, it may just be th...
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I knelt at the altar of Ray Charles for years. I worked at a restaurant, and that's all there wa...
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dark clown on a chicken farm.
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I used to think that all great recordings happened at about 3 A.M.
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Most songs have meager beginnings. You wake up in the morning, you throw on your suspenders, and you...
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
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There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.
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You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, ...
TOM WAITS
For a songwriter, you don't really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. An...
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is...
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I used to imagine that making it in music - really making it in music - is if you're an old man ...
TOM WAITS
I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a co...
TOM WAITS
We're really proud. We wanted to come in, play hard and hustle from the opening tip until the very e...
GREG WAITS
I think a shot clock would be good for the game. For the up-tempo style we like to play, it wouldn't...
GREG WAITS
Shutting them out on the first quarter was big. That set the tone for the rest of the game.
GREG WAITS
They're a very big team. It's a good, solid team and we've got our work cut out for us. We're lookin...
GREG WAITS
Nothing we can do will surprise them. There's nothing they can do that will surprise us. Lancaster h...
GREG WAITS
Clark is shooting the ball extremely well the last couple of weeks. With him doing that, it'll draw ...
GREG WAITS
No, I don't think we're playing extremely well. But we always want to be playing our best basketball...
GREG WAITS
Central is extremely athletic and can beat anybody any night. All we want to do is improve in everyt...
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If some of those easy ones go in early, it could have been a different game. But the bottom line is ...
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This was like a championship atmosphere. This place was packed on a Tuesday night, we never see that...
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Both destiny and free will exist simultaneously. You are destined to be given some opportunities but...
TOM TOM
During times of hardship people find happiness in simplest pleasures
TOM TOM
Am I good enough?
Trust.
TOM
The demons you have are what motivate you to make your art. This is what drives the detective, this ...
TOM REISS
Really, coaching is simplicity. It's getting players to play better than they think that they ca...
TOM LANDRY
There's this misconception that the Navy is this cruise ship, and you get to go out and sail aro...
TOM HANKS
Talk is over-rated as a means of settling disputes.
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Nothing ends nicely, that's why it ends.
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Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomo...
TOM CRUISE
When I first started out all the attention could be a bit unnerving, especially when people stared. ...
TOM CRUISE
I've spent many birthdays on a movie set, all great days.
TOM CRUISE
I've always had the same values. Family for me has always been important. When I shoot, everybod...
TOM CRUISE
When I'm promoting a film, I'm not going to get caught up in anything else, and that include...
TOM CRUISE
Whether it's making a film or raising my children, personally I'm striving to do the right t...
TOM CRUISE
I like to work with people that I like hanging out with, that I admire, that are really smart and ta...
TOM CRUISE
If I don't talk about my religion, if I say I'm not discussing it or different humanitarian ...
TOM CRUISE
Saddam has committed many crimes against humanity and against his own people.
TOM CRUISE
What I find sometimes that is tricky is if actors are using too much of their own life in a picture,...
TOM CRUISE
I'm always around my mother and sisters. I always wanted to be a father, a husband.
TOM CRUISE
As a young actor, people were trying to define who I was before I really knew that for myself. But I...
TOM CRUISE
The thing about film-making is I give it everything, that's why I work so hard. I always tell yo...
TOM CRUISE
The exciting part of acting, I don't know how else to explain it, are those moments when you sur...
TOM CRUISE
I've never made a film that I didn't believe in, you know? However the picture turns out, I&...
TOM CRUISE
I didn't become an actor to have power, but it just happens that I have it and so I have a lot o...
TOM CRUISE
I've never done work for money ever. If your choices are based on grosses and the film doesn'...
TOM CRUISE
Do I make mistakes? Yeah.
TOM CRUISE
I've learned to relax more. Everybody feels pressure in what they do, maybe mine is just a littl...
TOM CRUISE
I go without sleep, I just go hard.
TOM CRUISE
When you have to cope with a lot of problems, you're either going to sink or you're going to...
TOM CRUISE
Football is unconditional love.
TOM BRADY
My favorite meal has always been fried chicken.
TOM WATSON
The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience.
TOM HIDDLESTON
Eighteenth-century doctors prescribed sugar pills for nearly everything: heart problems, headache, c...
TOM REISS
Treat everyone with respect and kindness. Period. No exceptions.
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Good things, when short, are twice as good.
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Time is short, life is short, there's a lot to know. So I skip the entertainers in the newspaper...
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The thing that happens remarkably often is that the people who are writing a dissertation believe th...
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I'm offended by things and take pathetic little stands against them.
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My whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers.
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The text loses its virginity simply by being staged: it's no longer the abstract ideal version; ...
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I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones...
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Any revival in which I am involved is liable to change.
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Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.
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All your life, you live so close to truth, it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye. An...
TOM STOPPARD
Theatre is a series of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.
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The whole philosophy of modern times is to dissolve distinctions between individuals and deal with t...
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For me, human rights simply endorse a view of life and a set of moral values that are perfectly clea...
TOM STOPPARD
Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
TOM STOPPARD
Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.
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I love what I do. I take great pride in what I do. And I can't do something halfway, three-quart...
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Every man should know, if you're comfortable and you like it, you should do it. Everyone always ...
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I'm never going to be fast, and nobody will ever mistake me for being fast.
TOM BRADY
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If I have something to say, I want it to be meaningful.
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My job is to play quarterback, and I'm going to do that the best way I know how, because I owe t...
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I don't think any country is perfect. It's our responsibility to do the best we can do to ch...
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You have to believe in your process. You have to believe in the things that you are doing to help th...
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The true competitors, though, are the ones who always play to win.
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When you're one of the leaders of the team, there are no days off.
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I was the kid that was the 199th pick that never had the body for it. People didn't think I'...
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I just love working hard. I love being part of a team; I love working toward a common goal.
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Every chef has his treats. By that, I mean bits and pieces from things you're working on - crust...
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I grew up watching 'Superman.' As a child, when I first learned to dive into a swimming pool...
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Catfish has a nice firm texture and mild flavor.
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You have to enable and empower people to make decisions independent of you. As I've learned, eac...
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Everybody has something that chews them up and, for me, that thing was always loneliness. The cinema...
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I have a weakness for watches. I have to stop myself buying more.
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We are set to make very bad history.
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These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.
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If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?...
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What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.
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The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
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If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've l...
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Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is as capable as all of us!
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Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.
TOM WILSON
There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.
TOM WILSON
Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.
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About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.
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If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one.
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I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.
TOM WILSON
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
TOM WILSON
A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!
TOM WILSON
Love is the ultimate expression of the will to live.
TOM WOLFE
It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.
TOM STOPPARD
Miami is a melting pot in which none of the stones melt. They rattle around.
TOM WOLFE
Stem cell research holds out the promise of finding cures and treatments for a wide range of disease...
TOM ALLEN
Some people are cowards... I think by and large a third of people are villains, a third are cowards,...
TOM HANKS
Obviously, you would give your life for your children, or give them the last biscuit on the plate. B...
TOM STOPPARD
Everybody who is anyone wanted to meet a real life gangster, and here's Joey Gallo hitting the s...
TOM FOLSOM
The secret to winning is constant, consistent management.
TOM LANDRY
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can lite...
TOM STOPPARD
No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned w...
TOM WATSON
Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what i...
TOM WATSON
Music is probably the only real magic I have encountered in my life. There's not some trick invo...
TOM PETTY
I still believe that if your aim is to change the world, journalism is a more immediate short-term w...
TOM STOPPARD
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
TOM LEHRER
I understand the concept of optimism. But I think with me what you get is a lack of cynicism.
TOM HANKS
A great production of a black comedy is better than a mediocre production of a comedy of errors.
TOM STOPPARD
I have spoken to Donald Trump about this. He understands the dramatic budget cuts our military has f...
TOM COTTON
When I was 20, in 1957, and maybe you would say I was old enough to know better, but nevertheless, I...
TOM STOPPARD