Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!

Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.

Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Newspaper Ad: Snowblower for sale, only used on snowy days.

The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.