Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Dale Evans - these people are giants, legends; their names are household words. Of course, so's Jell-O.

Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, John Wayne - these men had the code of the West.

When I was living in the projects, I had a mop stick for my horse. I wanted to be Gene Autry or Roy Rogers, so I would ride my mop through the projects.

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty

Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.