Gags die, humor doesn't.
JACK BENNY Modesty is my best quality.
JACK BENNY It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
JACK BENNY My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument seri...
JACK BENNY Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
JACK BENNY If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
JACK BENNY I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: w...
JACK BENNY A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed l...
JACK BENNY Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
JACK BENNY I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
JACK BENNY It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
JACK BENNY I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when ...
JACK BENNY Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
JACK BENNY Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
JACK BENNY I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
JACK BENNY I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
JACK BENNY Modesty is my best quality
JACK BENNY Fibber McGee and Molly.
JACK BENNY I'm thinking.
JACK BENNY Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air
JACK BENNY If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
JACK BENNY We have different personalities, but in a harmonious way, I'd say. Anyway, we were booked to pla...
BENNY GREEN A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
BENNY GREEN Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
BENNY HILL Though we are not Almighty God Himself, nevertheless, we are now divine.
BENNY HINN 'Sunrise Sunset' is a letter I wrote to a girl I was once with who I really thought I was go...
BENNY CASSETTE Any time I need to get a serious attitude adjustment, I put on one of their records, and there are e...
BENNY GREEN Windows 95 had its 20th anniversary last year, so we got our hands on an old system and showed it to...
BENNY FINE 'Sunrise Sunset' is about trying to get to a place where life is simple and not letting the ...
BENNY CASSETTE I think somewhere along the way I realized, 'O.K., no one's gonna care about a chubby Jewish...
BENNY BLANCO I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I t...
BENNY HILL Poverty is from the devil and that God wants all Christians prosperous.
BENNY HINN The magic can happen in a studio. Special things can happen in a recording studio, even though it ma...
BENNY GREEN I'm glad you asked that question, because of any musical situation I've been in, the communi...
BENNY GREEN He told them that's where he wants to go, that's what he wants to do.
BENNY WHITE Both sides really get into it. They'd always get into it after the game. And they would throw down. ...
BENNY WHITE It's time to step up as high school seniors. It's time to show that experience. They're starting to ...
BENNY WHITE It was really weird. We played football, basketball and baseball but it didn't matter until it was C...
BENNY WHITE I will only believe it when the Americans say it.
BENNY RAZ If you give people proper compensation, over 80 percent in Judea and Samaria (the West Bank) will wa...
BENNY RAZ If you give people proper compensation, over 80 percent in Judea and Samaria (the West Bank) will wa...
BENNY RAZ If you give people proper compensation, over 80 per cent in Judea and Samaria (the West Bank) will w...
BENNY RAZ This being in Michigan really gives it added significance, because this is where it all started. The...
BENNY PARSONS Last year, we went down to the final lap of the final race. I just don't see how [the system] can ge...
BENNY PARSONS Jeff Gordon has a way when his back is against the wall to get things going in the right direction a...
BENNY PARSONS The punishment did not fit the crime.
BENNY PARSONS NASCAR races reward consistency. That's the way NASCAR rules are and no one in NASCAR has a problem ...
BENNY PARSONS It was like a professional playing with amateurs.
BENNY PARSONS While our drivers are probably not nearly in the physical condition of the NBA's All-Stars, the Dayt...
BENNY PARSONS Talladega is the wild card; anything can happen there and no one is immune.
BENNY PARSONS The quotas had been met. There was nothing we could do about it. The assets of major-league baseball...
BENNY LOOPER You have to be careful and walk a fine line. There is no denying Betancourt's ability to field the p...
BENNY LOOPER It is something we still could do, but we want to see how [using him as a hitter] plays out. We stil...
BENNY LOOPER We've made it a practice to make sure the guys are comfortable playing short or whatever their posit...
BENNY LOOPER We believe it's good to promote baseball world-wide. Some major-league and minor-league players will...
BENNY LOOPER He's right on track. He should at least move up a level.
BENNY LOOPER The quotas had been met. There was nothing we could do about it. The assets of major-league baseball...
BENNY LOOPER We have doors too. They're open, and he's never come across. We have continuously asked our official...
BENNY JOHNSON Well, when do we talk about it? They don't seem to understand the gravity of this.
BENNY JOHNSON We wish to call upon our elected official for an unfettered meeting with our designated representati...
BENNY JOHNSON I think that was a horrific thing for a civic leader to say in a public broadcast. It would be reall...
BENNY JOHNSON I saw Jesus walk into my bedroom.
BENNY HINN I'm a sample of Jesus. I'm a super being.
BENNY HINN When I taught the little gods doctrine, I was using Scriptures that didn't fit.
BENNY HINN No, I'm not wealthy.
BENNY HINN There's the real and the genuine, and there's the phony.
BENNY HINN God sent Jesus as an example to see if we could retain and maintain the Holy Spirit in human flesh.
BENNY HINN In the future, rather than focus on healing, I plan to focus on Jesus Himself, and let Him heal whom...
BENNY HINN I do admit there have been times when I have made a statement that was incorrect.
BENNY HINN God will begin to prosper you, for money always follows righteousness.
BENNY HINN I see rows of caskets lining up in front of this TV set... and I see actual loved ones picking up th...
BENNY HINN I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took ...
BENNY HILL Do unto others, then run.
BENNY HILL The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million...
BENNY HILL I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
BENNY HILL Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.
BENNY HILL Arthur.
BENNY HILL I have a wild bunch of coconuts!
BENNY HILL Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
BENNY HILL Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
BENNY HILL You have to give Blevins credit. They played a lot better than they have before.
BENNY HARRIS He busted his heart out there. He was driving between those big guys and making things happen for us...
BENNY HARRIS We were more focused and ready to play this time. We came out ready to play and really took it to th...
BENNY HARRIS We were a lot looser tonight than we were the last time we played them. We moved the ball well and g...
BENNY HARRIS Cornell came off the bench and gave us a big lift. We had a lot of guys step forward, which is what ...
BENNY HARRIS We shot the ball really bad tonight. Maybe it was because we haven't played in a week. Jackson reall...
BENNY HARRIS Kirby is a really good team but I have to admit we just kept shooting ourselves in the foot. It was ...
BENNY HARRIS We were intimidated by all that height. Everyone they had on their starting unit was at least as tal...
BENNY HARRIS I'm glad you asked that question, because of any musical situation I've been in, the communication f...
BENNY GREEN I think there's a natural chemistry between us as friends; and there's really no separation between ...
BENNY GREEN I have similar feelings, actually. The intimacy of a club: you can see the people, you can almost fe...
BENNY GREEN I don't really have a lot of hobbies. I listen to a lot of spoken word. I get books on tape.
BENNY GREEN I didn't know when I was growing up that this was a very special program, that this wasn't going on ...
BENNY GREEN He would catapult you forward, and that was his intention with the Jazz Messengers. He would take yo...
BENNY GREEN Art was carrying me a lot of the time. When you're accustomed to playing with Art, and you play with...
BENNY GREEN Any time I need to get a serious attitude adjustment, I put on one of their records, and there are e...
BENNY GREEN Actually, I've had very little classical training, although I love listening to classical music very...
BENNY GREEN We were going to get the people. We take risks all the time firefighting, but we didn't want to get ...
BENNY GRAY It depends on how much rain we get. A light thunderstorm will dry up in a matter of hours.
BENNY GRAY It's pretty obvious we needed a burn ban, with conditions like they are and no rain in sight.
BENNY GRAY As hot as it is, I can't imagine anyone wanting to burn. Hopefully, we'll get some rain before the f...
BENNY GRAY To this day, I don't like people walking on stage not looking good. You have to look good. If you fe...
BENNY GOODMAN Sometimes when you start losing detail, whether it's in music or in life, something as small as fail...
BENNY GOODMAN Some of the overflow audience actually sat on the stage.
BENNY GOODMAN One way or the other, if you want to find reasons why you shouldn't keep on, you'll find 'em. The ob...
BENNY GOODMAN I remember Glenn Miller coming to me once, before he had his own band, saying, How do you do it? How...
BENNY GOODMAN As soon as it was understood that we could handle things in our own way, it was the thrill of my lif...
BENNY GOODMAN After you've done all the work and prepared as much as you can, what the hell, you might as well go ...
BENNY GOODMAN If a guy's got it, let him give it. I'm selling music, not prejudice.
BENNY GOODMAN I don't have any great love for Chicago. What the hell, a childhood around Douglas Park isn't very m...
BENNY GOODMAN My soul is pained that the people of Israel are led by people who think that it is popular before th...
BENNY ELON If the Jews don't wake up, by the time of the election, we will already have lost Hebron and all of ...
BENNY ELON The army has won it has defeated its own sons and daughters successfully. Personally, I will remain ...
BENNY ELON We will make every effort to ensure that Ariel Sharon will fall in the coming elections,
BENNY ELON it would be very difficult for a future government to shake it off
BENNY ELON I can only hope that from the strength of this operation we will become the country we once were.
BENNY ELON It is unfathomable that the prime minister that has expelled families from their homes, destructed J...
BENNY ELON The army has won — it has defeated its own sons and daughters succe...
BENNY ELON Once we found out Chico won, that really let the wind out of our sails. We thought we were the best ...
BENNY CASTILLO Like I said (Friday), they're all locked in. They know that their backs are up against the wall and ...
BENNY CASTILLO We got really pounded on that road trip. I got thrown out of a game and I think that was a blessing ...
BENNY CASTILLO These fans have been behind us all year, and now we're giving back to them by playing good baseball.
BENNY CASTILLO Leonard Feather... was the one who arranged for me to come to London to work for the BBC, and we rem...
BENNY CARTER In all honesty, I think I just played what I felt was right for me. And I think I would have done th...
BENNY CARTER I didn't know Charlie Parker well, but I spent some time with him, and he was articulate and well-sp...
BENNY CARTER And you know, Doc Cheatham could play saxophone too. A lot of people don't know about that. There's ...
BENNY CARTER At my age, I realize that my most precious possession is time, and I've got too much unfinished work...
BENNY CARTER I took the eye test and passed it on the spot. Then, when he asked me to sign something, I pulled ou...
BENNY CARTER What you make up in your heads sticks if it's good, falls out if it's bad. If we still remember some...
BENNY ANDERSON We simply write the kind of music we enjoy most and hope that our audience will enjoy it too.
BENNY ANDERSON The situation in America is when it starts moving there, all the bands from England move over to Ame...
BENNY ANDERSON If we thought it would improve our relationship, we would get married tomorrow, but as it is, nearly...
BENNY ANDERSON Everything needs to be catchy because a listener is either going to stay with the song or lose inter...
BENNY BLANCO That night at Carnegie Hall was a great experience. When the thing was first put up to me I was a li...
BENNY GOODMAN Pop songs are like a D.J. set crammed into three minutes.
BENNY BLANCO Before I die, I will preach to the Muslims in the Arab world. I will preach in Egypt, Lebanon, Syria...
BENNY HINN The most beautiful thing in the world is my grandmother's apple pie.
BENNY CASSETTE A mockumentary is supposed to be real, and we were frustrated with mockumentaries on TV, which are s...
BENNY FINE If somebody comes along and says, 'OK, Benny Hinn, I'm gonna help you financially so you can...
BENNY HINN Over the years, there's been some cases where people did come up who said they were healed, but ...
BENNY HINN I know me, and those close to me know me. But sadly, the outside world thinks I'm some kind of a...
BENNY HINN Do you know that every unbeliever is filled with a demon spirit?
BENNY HINN Always be different; don't follow the rules. Don't do what anyone tells you. Don't use t...
BENNY BLANCO The first time we performed as a duo, we had already been playing together in various situations.
BENNY GREEN I speak a little Italian and Spanish because of where I grew up. I also am well-versed in Angelino s...
BENNY CASSETTE I remember Glenn Miller coming to me once, before he had his own band, saying, How do you do it? How...
BENNY GOODMAN I actually believe that you should not wash your jeans, ever. In Japan, they actually put them in th...
BENNY BLANCO 'MyMusic' is a great showcase of what we can do as creators on a modest budget when we'r...
BENNY FINE That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
BENNY HILL Want less, live more
BENNY BELLAMACINA I’ve just found out I’m allergic to nut-cases
BENNY BELLAMACINA The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, “absolutely fine doctor, ...
BENNY BELLAMACINA But I don't believe we can just confess any Scripture and make it happen.
BENNY HINN Here's the thing... when people start making music, they start borrowing styles from other peopl...
BENNY BLANCO What was the appearance of God the Father? Like that of a man... God has the likeness of fingers and...
BENNY HINN I don't know if we'd be at 30 percent (S.C. residents as students) without the Palmetto and LIFE sch...
BENNY WALKER If we're successful, eventually these 80 students that will be involved in this program will give us...
BENNY WALKER The ultimate goal is trying to keep some of the brightest and best in the state, not only to go to c...
BENNY WALKER We have sacrificed a great deal for this nation, and now to turn their back on us and cut us off wou...
BENNY ROUSSELLE It's a tough decision that we have to make, and it's a tough sacrifice that we have to make, but the...
BENNY ROUSSELLE If this is 'normal,' we have a serious problem in this country. The federal government ought to be e...
BENNY ROUSSELLE If you give people proper compensation, over 80 per cent in Judea and Samaria (the West Bank) will w...
BENNY RAZ There are still some players out there that are available who can come in here and help us win. But ...
BENNY MOSS I felt like I was involved the whole way. Mike and I stayed in touch pretty regularly. He told me 'w...
BENNY MOSS I think their (police officers) chances of surviving a potential shoot-out are greatly increased wit...
BENNY MORRIS As a veterans organization, we truly do consider police and fire departments worthy of supporting th...
BENNY MORRIS The quotas had been met. There was nothing we could do about it. The assets of major-league baseball...
BENNY LOOPER When one is born again by faith in Jesus, he is given a new spirit man that wasn't there before - a ...
BENNY HINN You have so much today that is pure flesh, yet people have labeled it as the Spirit. It's not the Sp...
BENNY HINN The Bible warns us clearly that we must not attack men of God no matter how sinful they may have bec...
BENNY HINN The best you can do in terms of pressurization for any of these processes is make hydrogen at or nea...
BENNY FREEMAN Our team originally set out to design membranes to purify hydrogen produced from coal. We felt that ...
BENNY FREEMAN A significant amount of the hydrogen in use today goes into the refining industry to refine crude oi...
BENNY FREEMAN The army has won — it has defeated its own sons and daughters successfully. Personally, I will rema...
BENNY ELON I thought Gingrich was quite impressive. He seems to have a good idea about how to solve a serious p...
BENNY CHANG We invest very heavily in improving the code quality so we reduce the number of bugs the verificatio...
BENNY CHANG We realize that we can't be perfect. The chips today are large and complex and have a lot of complex...
BENNY CHANG To this day, I don't like people walking on stage not looking good. You have to look good. If yo...
BENNY GOODMAN Because when God heals a body, that is temporal; but when God saves a soul, that has eternal importa...
BENNY HINN I'm not the healer.
BENNY HINN Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?
BENNY HINN We are always taking a hard look at how life was in the past in coming up with interesting subject m...
BENNY FINE Be generous with your smile and try not to frown.
And you will see my children; your smile will...
BENNY BELLAMACINA I try to listen to over a hundred different songs a day. I listen to every single thing. If you'...
BENNY BLANCO Healing most times needs an atmosphere of faith.
BENNY HINN If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way
BENNY BELLAMACINA If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead
BENNY BELLAMACINA I walk in the realm of the supernatural.
BENNY HINN I grew up once, I decided never to do it again
BENNY BELLAMACINA I'm an open book.
BENNY HINN Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards
BENNY BELLAMACINA Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change
BENNY BELLAMACINA I can tell you this, if it wasn't for my book royalties, I'd be in debt.
BENNY HINN Because we are continually growing in the Lord, preachers and lay people alike must be open to the L...
BENNY HINN I think there's a natural chemistry between us as friends; and there's really no separation ...
BENNY GREEN Always walk as if you’re running late, it’s healthier.
BENNY BELLAMACINA Never say no to now
BENNY BELLAMACINA Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
BENNY HILL I'm not particularly good at anything. I'm not an incredible guitarist or piano player or so...
BENNY BLANCO Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.
BENNY BELLAMACINA