Fuck rational thought

Whatever happened to “In victory, magnanimity; in defeat, defiance.” So said Frederick the Great.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?