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From our standpoint, there is a convergence happening, not on the device side but on the network side.


Jeff Treuhaft

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PAM DUNN God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
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JESSE LIVERMORE The bias is on the upside; the bias is on the tightening side; it is not on the loosening side.
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RAHMAN ZAKARIA My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is...
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ALFRED ADLER Obviously, the calendar is on our side.
DAVE ROBERTS Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth.
RICHARD WHATELY Sometimes, reality is not on our side, for our good or just the others…
MARIANA FULGER For our nation, this appears to be the worse natural disaster. It's hard to believe this is happenin...
CAROL STEVENS Girl! I'm here to make you look Fa-Bu-Lous!
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CEDRIC BOZEMAN Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for G...
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HLONIM They stand uncertainly underneath immense skies, and everything about them is drowned.
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DAN AUKER There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things.
SOURCE UNKNOWN We are all here in China that represents quite a lot of opportunities, not only on the business side...
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FAYSSAL MEKDAD The facts are on our side.
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ARTHUR WONG Do not be embarrassed that there is no one on your side
SUNDAY ADELAJA The valid research for the future is on the inner side, on the spiritual side.
PILGRIMS The valid research for the future is on the inner side, on the spiritual side.
PEACE PILGRIM There was a sense of urgency from the governor's side, but not a sense of pressure.
WALTER TIMPONE Unfortunately this year there was a great disparity on the home side as compared to the road side.
KARL BENSON How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your s...
UNKNOWN Me don't dip on nobody's side. Me don't dip on the black man's side, not the white m...
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ERIC CURRAN For every bad side; there is a good one on the other
KEVIN I.E2 GBOBOH On the good side we would keep them from freezing. On the bad side we were more or less enabling the...
FRED THOMAS We've got the pope on our side.
JASON GRILLI And there were narrow windows and palm trees on the one side and on the other side, on the sides of ...
BIBLE We shoot the entire show in our home. Steve lives on one side, and I live on the other side, so it's...
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JUSTIN RATTNER There has not been the cooperation that there apparently has been on the Senate side,
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DARREN KALINA It is our duty to pick the best possible side on merit regardless of where the players come from.
COLIN LOVE On the waterfront side, there is nothing there. It just doesn't exist.
RON SPARKS There's a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled. Religion is the best ...
MICHAEL MOORE We might hold him back and just have him throw on the side. But we're not there yet.
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JOSE COHEN All men wish to have truth on their side; but few to be on the side of truth.
RICHARD WHATELY You cannot fight against the future. Time is on our side.
WILLIAM EWART GLADSTONE You cannot fight against the future. Time is on our side.
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GARY HOENIG God was on our side.
CINDY ROSS There are no hard feelings from our side.
JEREMY SHOCKEY The contrast in their pitches is significant. Yet both of them are positioning themselves to help us...
BRYAN PRICE The problem is, is they're a little confused about what's going on, just as I am. But they're really...
BUCKY WOLFORD The guy on the other side is not too shabby,
DREW BREES Fortune is not on the side of the faint-hearted.
SOPHOCLES But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
ELIZABETH PETERS But when have I ever needed saving?
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TRACY WARD We're going to the South side on Tuesday. Our seniors have never won down there.
GARY SHARPE They do not want a truce unless it is from our side only ... they insist on continuing their Crusade...
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BERNARD ARNAULT We have no authority or intention to condemn property on the south side of the street. We have recei...
JOE CONDIT We want to get people on our side, not against us.
ERNESTO MEDINA Looking on the bright side of life is better than looking on the dark side of despair.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO We learned our lessons on the military side, and now we want to apply to police side.
LT. COLFRED WELLMAN We know it's a big inconvenience. But our overriding concern is safety. We could not be sure what wo...
CLAYTON WILCOX God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [...
GEORGE W. BUSH I know that I am leaving the winning side for the losing side, but it is better to die on the losing...
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BEN WALLACE It's a disgrace. On one side, we are so advanced, and on the other side, yes, we are so advanced, bu...
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- LAWYERS (IN GENERAL...) Allah is on our side. That is why we will beat the aggressor.
SADDAM HUSSEIN That international engagement which was so critical to attaining the agreement has largely dissipate...
DAVID MOZERSKY Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV time is not on your side. As time goes by, we are increasing our arsenal.
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JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always...
JEFF LINDSAY