Free speech means the right to shout 'theatre' in a crowded fire.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.