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Four years at West Point and plenty of books and schooling will learn a man a great deal, It won't learn him the river.


Mark Twain

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If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
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DICK VAN DYKE Tradition and sports intertwine at West Point, where the Academy overlooks the Hudson River,
DAVE HOLLINGSWORTH You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently.
Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m...
SARAH J. MAAS Only time, education and plenty of good schooling will make anti-segregation work.
NAT KING COLE You learn their honesty, you learn their competitiveness. You learn a lot about a person. It's n...
DONALD TRUMP Mark Twain: A Life
RON POWERS A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Learn to handle books, you will learn how to enjoy life.
AMAN JASSAL Im for rules but when rules conflicts humanity i will stand against it at all cost
MICHAEL STRONG Truth is the mirror that reflects our errors and brings them to the light
MICHAEL STRONG Wisdom is a gift.The mind is its home
MICHAEL STRONG If we dont error then how are we gonna know what needs to be repaired.If we dont get angry then how ...
MICHAEL STRONG Covering the truth is placing blindfolds over the eyes of christ
MICHAEL STRONG Surprises always await for those with the energy and curiosity to look; so always look. Stay surpris...
GARRY FITCHETT Anything that you dont overcome will eventualy overtake you.
MICHAEL STRONG Mistakes unviels our individual flaws that blocks our paths to perfection
MICHAEL STRONG The only mystery that realy needs to be discovered is the one within us
MICHAEL STRONG When a man endures suffering he endures something greater than himself
MICHAEL STRONG Its human to error no one is immune to it
MICHAEL STRONG We started playing basketball when we were in second grade. We're friends, except when we're on the ...
ANDREW SELLE The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison
SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain...
SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need
SARAH J. MAAS I turned.
Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere...
SARAH J. MAAS Though a man be wise it is no shame for him to live and learn
SOPHOCLES Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. When hopeful and hopeless come together, both will learn great things from each other: Hopeful will ...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Read, mark, learn, and inwardly digest.
BOOK OF COMMON PRAYER O be very sure That no man will learn anything at all, Unless he first will learn humility.
LORD LYTTON (EDWARD ROBERT BULWER LYTTON) ("OWEN MEREDITH") You'll come to learn a great deal if you study the Insignificant in depth.
ODYSSEUS ELYTIS You'll come to learn a great deal if you study the Insignificant in depth
ODYSSEUS ELYTIS You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ...
C. JOYBELL C. He's a great guy and a good leader, and I'm trying to learn from him.
TIM TEBOW Mark Twain.
FRIENDS East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet
RUDYARD KIPLING As machines learn they will do the one thing that man hasn't.
And...that's learn!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA You will not make a man wiser by taking freedom of action from him. A man can only learn when he is ...
AUBERON HERBERT Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going with...
JEANIENE FROST It was an excellent ,thought-provoking exercise. I think we all learned a great deal and we have an ...
FRANK VAVALA She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We have been in the process in the last four years planning for a hotel that will be at the west end...
MARSHALL WORDEN If you don't challenge yourself to the max you will never be great. I think they will learn a lot fr...
ANTOINE SMITH [Pitter] is a four-year player. He's becoming more of a leader. He's now doing what is expected of h...
ED GRIFFIN too much morality, too little sense.
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL [talking about his new wife, Laura]
Angus the Groom: Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope s...
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL Fiona: Where's Gareth?
Matthew: Torturing Americans.
Fiona: How thoughtful of him.
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look...
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
JEAN KERR I think it would be cool to continue to work with him. He's been a great coach and has helped me I t...
CRAIG NALL I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
JACKSON BROWNE When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
MARK TWAIN If only education will aim at teaching learners’ real life and life in books and not just books, l...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Eight seeds is probably the furthest away from going down, and its not going in front of the board s...
DAMANI J. LEECH A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault...
ANUJ SOMANY History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The great task of life is to learn the will of the Lord and then do it.
EZRA TAFT BENSON I will always treasure the four years that I have spent with President Bush and with the wonderful m...
COLIN POWELL Sometimes we learn the lessons of life through pain, melancholy and the vicissitude of life and some...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH It was a great opportunity (for him) to learn the lumber business from the ground up.
CHARLES LARRICK I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me."
Stars flicker...
SARAH J. MAAS I, for my share, cannot understand," continued she, "how men have made themselves believe that God s...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE All concepts of making a point is another failure of communication.
DEYTH BANGER Homeschooling and public schooling are as opposite as two sides of a coin. In a homeschooling enviro...
GENE ROYER Recognizing their song is a great diagnostic, but it's difficult to learn. I've been trying for year...
BRIAN SHOVERS When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The river was very real; it held him comfortably and gave him the time at last, the leisure, to cons...
RAY BRADBURY Every man is as heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
CERVANTES Children learn many principles of natural law at a very early age. For example: they learn that when...
LYSANDER SPOONER Our youths are constantly trying to learn everything the West has to teach, but what is newest in th...
SUN YAT-SEN We die a day at a time
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Sometimes we learn the lessons of life through pain, melancholy and the vicissitude of life and some...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.
MARK TWAIN Of course I am here to learn and develop too. It will be a great challenge for me and I like that.
LOTHAR MATTHAEUS It is equally important to learn from experience and from books.
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AMANDA HIGGINS If you teach a man anything, he will never learn
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NANETTE L. AVERY Read a thousand books, and your words will flow like a river.
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MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
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MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
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MARK TWAIN Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba...
MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
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MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
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MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes...
MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
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MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
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MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
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MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol...
MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst...
MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
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MARK TWAIN Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting...
MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
MARK TWAIN The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itse...
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MARK TWAIN There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
MARK TWAIN The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things tha...
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MARK TWAIN Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
MARK TWAIN Distance lends enchantment to the view
MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
MARK TWAIN To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many...
MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
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MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
MARK TWAIN I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he...
MARK TWAIN There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were...
MARK TWAIN People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.
MARK TWAIN My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table ...
MARK TWAIN When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a te...
MARK TWAIN In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
MARK TWAIN Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evils.
MARK TWAIN His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
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MARK TWAIN All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. ...
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MARK TWAIN We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only m...
MARK TWAIN There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
MARK TWAIN It is by the goodness of God that we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech...
MARK TWAIN There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
MARK TWAIN War talk by men who have been in a war is always interesting; whereas moon talk by a poet who has no...
MARK TWAIN There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhe...
MARK TWAIN To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his...
MARK TWAIN One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
MARK TWAIN A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
MARK TWAIN A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
MARK TWAIN I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, b...
MARK TWAIN The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
MARK TWAIN A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversati...
MARK TWAIN Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expe...
MARK TWAIN Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
MARK TWAIN It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part cowar...
MARK TWAIN Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro...
MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it ...
MARK TWAIN I've never let my school interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in al...
MARK TWAIN Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
MARK TWAIN If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal di...
MARK TWAIN A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going...
MARK TWAIN Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiment...
MARK TWAIN Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the ca...
MARK TWAIN If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the r...
MARK TWAIN The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a...
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its...
MARK TWAIN The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAIN Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the reall...
MARK TWAIN If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN ′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAIN Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Trut...
MARK TWAIN Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
MARK TWAIN To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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MARK TWAIN Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN