Forgive you? -- Oh, of course, dear, a dozen times a week! We women were created forgiveness but to speak.

It's what you do, unthinking, that makes the quick tear start; The tear may be forgotten -- but the hurt stays in the heart.

Aunt Syl must have conveniently stopped reading the childhood fairy tales when the knight left the damsel in distress to pursue a better damsel out of my bedtime routine.

I wouldn't be playing for the Devil Rays or the Kansas City Royals, or something like that.

I wouldn't be playing for the Devil Rays or the Kansas City Royals, or something like that,

Dude. I thought you were dead.