For whatever reason, against us it's always easy to shoot 3-point shots in last four minutes of the game when you're down double figures. I don't know why that is.
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Related She does not hesitate to shoot the ball, but she also distributes it well. We have four people scori... BILL MCELROY He had five 3-pointers for us and that was crucial. This was the second time we've been down by doub... LUCKY WURTZ Our defense definitely kept us in the game. We aren't giving up easy shots. When we played Harrison,... BRET THOMPSON In the last five minutes of the game they were pounding shots on us. They had the ball down at our d... BRIAN MUSTY You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer. I DONT KNOW You know it's going to be a low-scoring game and we missed way too many easy shots. Against a team l... JOE MACRI I don?t have any answers as to why they jumped on us in the second half like that. For whatever reas... DEAN KEENER To have four players score in double figures is nice. JEFF SCHWEITZER We had four guys in double figures and we had 22 assists. That means we were sharing the basketball ... DOC SADLER Coach (Dave) Odom had his team ready. They executed well, they took care of the ball, they spread th... TUBBY SMITH To be down 3-2 and then score two goals in three minutes, it's always nice to have a game-winning go... TROY ANDERSON Four kids in double figures - I like that a lot. That balance and that sharing is important. LORI KERANS I thought we got some good looks at the basket. I thought we got some open shots. It turned out we'r... JOE ECKLEY Virginia did a nice job closing us down in the second half. It was a hard-fought game, but I was dis... CATHY INGLESE I was happy with the performance. When we have four people in double figures we're pretty much set. JOE MANNING We're looking to always get three, hopefully four guys in double figures. But we played good defense... LUKE BORELLO We were due for a game offensively. It's no secret we've struggled to score the last couple weeks. I... JOE MCKEOWN Eight out of the 10 guys in our rotation were in a quote-unquote insurmountable situation last year ... AVERY JOHNSON I'd shoot till I'd make 100 3-pointers before every game and I'd always have to make the last one. BILLY CAMPBELL This was a solid win. In a close game, we did a good job of executing in the last four minutes of th... ANDY MANGIN It was difficult, as it always is when I play against another Russian. I missed several easy shots. DINARA SAFINA everything in life happen for a reason something that you cant change whatever the out come is you w... THAI LAN NGUYEN We were within seven points with 3:00 left, but that was it. We got a little tired and they got away... DEKE ROUTHEAUX The last four or five games, we've been able to put three guys in double figures and that's been a b... BRIAN MENY I think it's huge for us to have six scoring in double figures. The more weapons we have, the better... CATHY NIXON Duke showed why they're the No. 2 team in the country the last five, six minutes. We had a few shots... CATHY INGLESE They just beat us down the stretch. In the fourth quarter is where the game is won or lost. I though... RAY ALLEN You have to take your hat off to Kobe. Kobe hit some tough shots. We double-teamed him and I thought... MIKE BROWN I coached against Dave the last couple of years, and I was very proud to be the first time a father ... DON SHULA They caught us off-guard on defense at the beginning. In the first four minutes of the game they too... COACH JOANNE HENSCH I thought the last 3 or 4 minutes there in the first half is when things kind of got away. We had fo... ROBERT MCCULLUM This weekend is going to be a challenge. Its always a tough game for us when we're on the road at Br... CHASE TIDWELL We would like to have three or four players in double figures. Tonight, we had three in double figur... TEVESTER ANDERSON Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ... SAM RAYBURN We're just not a good shooting team. When some teams get down double figures a couple of three's can... TOM BLAKE In the third quarter, we started to settle for 3-point shots, and it turned around the pace of the g... TONY WHITMER Our defense was able to get a lot of turnovers and that led to some easy baskets. And it was good to... DAVID MIRLY In one game, we took just four shots. We scored two goals, so the quality shooting is there, but we ... BRIAN DIVELBLISS It's always a little bit personal when your work is cut down for whatever reason. CAITLIN STASEY It's tough to lose a game when you shoot 74 percent in the second half. We have to be better defensi... JAMIE DIXON We relied more on our inside game. I found myself getting a lot of open 3-point shots that I don't n... LEVI STUKES When you have five guys in double figures, it takes the pressure off the point guard because I can g... DANTE CALCOTE We didn't play tough defense in the first half, and it's very tough to come back against a team with... GRANT COLEY It's huge. Right now, any win is huge, and this is a good one against a good team. We found a way to... MARNIE DACKO Chassell shot well from the outside and had four players in double figures. BRANDON MAKELA We were fortunate to get the brothers from Louisiana despite what happen to their city. They have br... DEE BOYD When you add it all up, we just didn't shoot a high percentage. That's the bottom line of this game.... JAY SPARKS I think I'm kind of cocky a little bit because I beat them last year and I'm 3-1 in the last four ga... CHRIS RICHARD The main thing was we went from an eight-point game to a 20-point game in two minutes. Missing shots... CHARLES TERRY We knew he could shoot the 3. We were late sometimes getting out to contest the shot. He knocked it ... JOSH DUNCAN The positive thing to note is that they actually had improving results as the year went on. But they... BENJ STEINMAN I don't think that we've had three players score in double figures in a game all year. MIKE SCHMIDLI I know it's going to help us. If we're down with 3 minutes left in the fourth, it's not a big deal b... JAMIE BRAUN We didn't play well down the stretch. The last four minutes of the ball game were critical; we did s... DEREK SCHULZ Our game plan was working to a tee; you let Paris score as many points as she wants and you don't le... LYNDSEY MEDDERS A big problem that has been with us all year long, really reared its head today. And that is, the la... KIRK SPERAW We are a very balanced team. We don't have that player that will score 30 or 40 in a game, but we ha... LELANI GORDON That was big. Those shots always happen against us and finally it happened for us. KATHY BOCOCK I wanted to help the team out and 3-point shooting is the strongest part of my game. I had to keep h... ANGELA DEHNING In the last four or five minutes of the game, we played scared. We didn't maintain our composure. We... DAN LUNT It was down last year, but just looking at the stats, they've got five players back who averaged dou... HEATHER HILL We had four guys in double figures, so we didn't have to rely on one person. BOB LETSCH When we went to the media timeout with eight minutes to go, I just told everybody that we're down ri... LORENZO WILLIAMS Andy has made a decent start for us over the first four games but I need him to have a whole season ... STUART PEARCE Have fun, knock down some threes and see what happens in the last four minutes. MARK TRAKH Those first seven 3-point shots were basically the ball game. We had to fight our best just to get b... LYNNE AGEE For three, four minutes, their defense looked impenetrable. But then we settled down and made shots.... GREG MCKENZIE When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey ARAB PROVERB Besides the first probably four or five minutes of the game, I thought we played a pretty good game ... LYNN BRIA Chris Rodgers had a great game at both ends of the court, because he let shots come to him instead o... LUTE OLSON One of the secrets of our team this season has been our balanced scoring, with four players averagin... BILL BARKER Seba played well for the last 20 minutes and our game went to pieces when we stopped marking Theodor... WAYNE FAIRCLOUGH We played well the last two periods. But it's only human nature to be down a bit when you're not sco... GREG VANNELLI We came down and took quick shots, and we don't want to play that game with them. Up and down the co... DAVE MARTIN I've always wanted to shoot a good percentage for my team, because I'm the point guard, and ... STEVE NASH It seemed like every time they would get within four or five, Mitch would hit a big shot and extend ... KYLE KRUEGER I thought Rodney Carney stepped up really big when he had to. The 3 he hit towards the end of the fi... DOUG WOJCIK Last year is something we talked about as a team. The girls were extremely focused and I think that ... LAURA SMITH We got it back down to a four-point game and Gilbert came down and made a couple big shots and Jamis... DESHAWN STEVENSON John Myers set the tone for us with 22 points inside and then picked up nine rebounds. It was a tota... GRAYSON STANDIFORD We're not going to make any excuses. We outplayed them for two periods and held them to nine shots (... JOE MULLEN I don't think we've played our best against Dunedin, for whatever reason, and I think it's time for ... DEREK NICHOLSON We just missed some shots and they made some big plays. We were scrambling a bit the last four minut... WAYNE WAGNER For whatever reason he opened up that match and he destroyed the guy. When he decides to shoot, it u... DARREN JOHNSON You put three kids in double figures (points), your chance to win the game goes up. ARNO KIRCHENWITZ The reactionary point of view was always so easy to put, the complex, radical argument always so eas... BEN ELTON The bottom line is if we make our foul shots, it doesn't come down to Steele taking a 3-point shot a... BEN HOWLAND Nothing gets easy. It is just that you understand how it is and how it works. Nothing its difficult ... DE PHILOSOPHER DJ KYOS Down the stretch, in the last six minutes, we had some great looks. We just couldn't hit open shots ... CARRIE GRAF We didn't play hard for the first five minutes of the second half. For whatever reason, that happens... MATT DOHERTY We didn't shoot the ball really well. I think that was the difference in the game. If we would have ... CHARLIE REPPEL It's interesting, I know that. I don't know if I'd say it's fun. It would be nice if we had another ... BRET TUETKEN I think when you shoot that many jump shots (as Miami), it doesn't allow you to get to the free-thro... DANIEL HORTON Because it's better than doing nothing. A wild boar charges you and you shoot four of the six shots ... BILL DUDLEY (The guards) make the other team take tough shots, make it hard on the 3-point line. They have just ... AL HORFORD We got down by double figures and fought back. GARY GOODE [Consider. The difference between Wyoming-AFA and TCU-Utah last week was four points, a handful of p... BRONCO MENDENHALL We obviously took some 3s, no question about that. Probably no more than we should have, but we didn... DAVE ODOM At the end of practice, I always shoot crazy shots like that just messing around. When it went in, I... BEN GUIDUGLI I was pleased overall with the first 35 minutes of the game and holding Duke to 20 points for [the f... CATHY INGLESE
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DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi... DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century. DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe... DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ... DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a... DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso... DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire. DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod... DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t... DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui... DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s... DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk. DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou... DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a... DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra... DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible. DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio... DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a... DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se... DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each... DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be... DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ... 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DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... 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