For somebody to come out of the blue, who you see in passing, and say 'I'll do that for you,' it says a lot for his character.

This is the kind of thing that's so big, you can't even put it into words. Just how much this means to me.

I wanted to be a columnist so badly that I took a huge pay cut to leave Forbes, which wouldn't give me a column, and join Newsday, which wanted my column for its Sunday business section.

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

You're not going to go far unless you're a workaholic.