I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA I'm not a big guy. I'm not a menacing guy. I'm not an intimidating guy. I may look that ...
DAVE BAUTISTA I was actually sitting on stage at a press conference one day, and I totally lost touch with reality...
DAVE BAUTISTA I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built.
DAVE BAUTISTA I internalize everything, keep everything inside. I'm not used to spilling my guts, and when you...
DAVE BAUTISTA Honestly, I don't aspire to be a huge movie star. I really just fell in love with acting... Ever...
DAVE BAUTISTA I was an amateur wrestler, which I loved. It was my passion, but I started really late; I was a juni...
DAVE BAUTISTA I'm a professional wrestler at heart, and I miss it.
DAVE BAUTISTA Know your lines; otherwise, have an open mind because you want to get lost in the moment. When you h...
DAVE BAUTISTA The worst injury I have ever suffered in the ring was a torn triceps; they had to take a piece of my...
DAVE BAUTISTA I don't want to intimidate people. There's nothing bullyish about me, you know. If there'...
DAVE BAUTISTA For some reason, I'm the guy people love to hate, which I think is weird. People who know me fin...
DAVE BAUTISTA It was always one of my favorite things, the action figures, the video games, when I was with WWE, e...
DAVE BAUTISTA I don't watch my playbacks because I hate to see myself act.
DAVE BAUTISTA People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw ...
DAVE BAUTISTA Yes, I am physical but never go looking for fights. I have been in my share of them but never looked...
DAVE BAUTISTA It's a weird thing... putting your emotions out there for everybody to see while filming. I thin...
DAVE BAUTISTA Drax isn't your average stereotypical soldier/warrior/musclehead. He actually has some depth. It...
DAVE BAUTISTA Just getting auditions was rough. But also just learning how to act - when I did my first role, in a...
DAVE BAUTISTA I had been struggling to get roles in Hollywood for three and a half years after leaving the WWE. Th...
DAVE BAUTISTA I feel it's the best thing that could have happened for me, leaving the Braves so I could go to ...
DANNY BAUTISTA [The] statement is premature considering that no impartial investigation had been conducted wherein ...
MARIO BAUTISTA I've got to come up with something new because I don't want any more yellows.
ADOLFO BAUTISTA The win was for him. We want him to know that we support him and we're waiting for him.
ADOLFO BAUTISTA We have to concentrate more to ensure we put away games like these. We had plenty of scoring opportu...
ADOLFO BAUTISTA The only stupid question is the question that is never asked.
RAMON BAUTISTA TANDAAN:daig ng malandi ang mabait.
RAMON BAUTISTA That's good because I'm ready. I don't have any problem with that.
DENNY BAUTISTA It felt good today. It felt much better than yesterday. I think I'm close. I'm ready to go, ready to...
DENNY BAUTISTA There were lot of people stuck in immigration in Miami and I missed my flight.
DENNY BAUTISTA It?s tough, man. It?s really tight here, and the ground is all hard and full of bumps. It makes play...
FREDDI BAUTISTA Being the biggest carrier in the country of course we feel it more than the others.
JAIME BAUTISTA It is not critical but we are planning to play it safe at least for the time being until we can stab...
JAIME BAUTISTA More or less the bottom line would be the same from the previous fiscal year. I can only say that lo...
JAIME BAUTISTA Not all of us can be the most powerful. But each and everyone could be the most dangerous…
JUAN BAUTISTA The pressure is always stepping on stage with actors who are just so well-established. It's a sc...
DAVID BAUTISTA Sometimes it's hard to get people to take me seriously as an actor when they just see me as this...
DAVID BAUTISTA I'm still learning and trying to become a better actor. I still feel insecurity.
DAVID BAUTISTA I'm particular about the projects that I've chosen. Each one of them, I've taken a step ...
DAVID BAUTISTA 'Smallville' gig was another one of those things I got through WWE. At that point, I had abs...
DAVID BAUTISTA Nothing can motivate me any more than I'm already motivated. It just can't happen. Me being ...
DAVID BAUTISTA I don't watch my playbacks because I hate to see myself act.
DAVID BAUTISTA I was a poor kid. I came from nothing. We didn't have any money; a lot of times we didn't ha...
DAVID BAUTISTA In baseball, you've got to keep working.
DANNY BAUTISTA I need to work on everything.
DANNY BAUTISTA I come to spring training and just try to do my job, try to do the best I can. That's all any pl...
DANNY BAUTISTA When I did play, I tried to make the most of it.
DANNY BAUTISTA I don't get nervous.
DANNY BAUTISTA I know how to prepare my head.
DANNY BAUTISTA As soon as he hit it, I thought I had it. But I lost it when it went into the lights. I did my best.
DANNY BAUTISTA We didn't score any runs today. That's not my fault.
DANNY BAUTISTA I don't know nothing about nothing.
DANNY BAUTISTA I'm excited. Just the improvement these guys have made has been great. Hopefully we'll have two stat...
JOAQUIN BAUTISTA We've been doing more intense drilling, so they'll go in there healthy and ready to wrestle. I've be...
JOAQUIN BAUTISTA We have to get at least two state champions and two others have to place in the top four. If that ha...
JOAQUIN BAUTISTA It was good. We wrestled real well. We had a lot of young guys step up. We rebounded real well.
JOAQUIN BAUTISTA They did real well, were at eighth place, and the young guys stepped it up big time to get us to thi...
JOAQUIN BAUTISTA Our defense has been terrific all season long. We have a lot of talented position players who can fl...
JOSE BAUTISTA Our bullpen is very solid. If we have the lead going into the sixth or seventh inning, we feel real ...
JOSE BAUTISTA I'm just taking advantage of good pitches. I am seeing the ball real well and my confidence is prett...
JOSE BAUTISTA I'm glad I got consistent at-bats, and got a lot of pitches to hit. I've done all right for myself. ...
JOSE BAUTISTA Coming in, I thought I was going to play exclusively third base. From what I heard, that was going t...
JOSE BAUTISTA I pretty much knew the guy wasn't going. I just didn't want to throw it soft.
JOSE BAUTISTA Some of the free agents we signed have been known to hit home runs. And I think some of our young pl...
JOSE BAUTISTA It may have the effect of influencing the outcome of the investigation of the DOJ, which is part of ...
MARIO BAUTISTA We understand that the panel created by the Department of Justice (DOJ) to investigate the ULTRA tra...
MARIO BAUTISTA Look what's happening around us: war, hunger, poverty, epidemics... tapos, ang iniisip natin,...
LUALHATI BAUTISTA Even the kindest saint does have their own adversary
JOSHUA DE VERA BAUTISTA I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT