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As emblems of the sovereign p... JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking
what nobody else has thought. JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller sti... JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas. JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends
We first consult our private ends;
While Nature, kindly bent ... JONATHAN SWIFT A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to
him. JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams
out of cucumbers, which were to be p... JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts wit... JONATHAN SWIFT