For official record, announce instructor, the state requires no epic hero. No strive achieve personal celebrity of spotlight and applause. Lectures instructor, the state desires best ideal perform as mediocre. No gain attention showboat. No buffoon. Best effort so occur average. Suppress climbing ego. Become ordinary. Invisible.
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Related Elvis 30 No. 1 Hits NO DOUBT It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal. INITIALLY NO Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be sh... INITIALLY NO Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining... INITIALLY NO It's nice to finish with a great shot like that. It was a nice way to finish up. It looked pretty go... DONALD NO I was struggling on the greens (early on the back nine) and had lost a little bit of confidence and ... DONALD NO They tell me to be quiet When I’d rather cause a riot And have everyone screaming O... INITIALLY NO We had no doubt that they were guilty. JUROR NO We did the right thing for Mary. It was not an easy decision, and it was not unanimous at first. JUROR NO Before, I said I could be fair, but I don't think I can. JUROR NO We actually challenged one another in the deliberation room. We challenged the issues, and we came t... JUROR NO I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them jus... INITIALLY NO ... nothing can be perfectly granted to be the best!no perfect, no best! you
know why?...we are j... APPLES ROMANO As in everything, nature is the best instructor. ADOLF HITLER Strive to become a better version of yourself because no ideal is ideal enough for you ABID HUSSAIN MALIK Our No. 1 goal is to get as many as we can to state. Second, we want everybody to get a personal-bes... FRANK MICHALOWSKI Amber had her best mark in discus, and her mark in the shot was a personal best and No. 2 all-time a... SCOTT WALKINSHAW but a combination of the stone wall, the political parasite and the moral instructor is no garden of... AMBROSE BIERCE He is doing dives that no one else in the state does. BILL LAPMAN A state can no more give up part of her sovereignty than a lady can give up part of her virtue JOHN RANDOLPH This is no way to treat a state, ... We're a sovereign state. TED STEVENS We truly believe with hard work, dedication and perseverance, we can become the best at what we do. ... ANDY BIERSACK That state is best ordered when the wicked have no command, and the good have. PITTACUS If you need something inspirational, just point up to the top of your vision. MAZ NO PARADISE Sad but inspirational MAZ NO PARADISE We face a new world everyday, try to understand them
and love them more than our yesterday. MAZ NO PARADISE Believe me, Dream is better than Hope
but both Combined is the best. MAZ NO PARADISE Miracle is not so far away but easy to fade away. MAZ NO PARADISE Recognize every time before doing anything
that you always do a miracle. MAZ NO PARADISE Sometime if you look up in the sky.
There is a path of your destiny. MAZ NO PARADISE There is no paradise for you or me. MAZ NO PARADISE How much does he lack himself, he who must have many things? SEN NO RIKYū How much does he lack himself who must have many things? SEN NO RIKYū Prices are rising, but not fast enough to prompt the central bank to raise interest rates. Inflation... IM NO JUNG I expect consumer spending to continue to improve. The central bank is likely to raise interest rate... IM NO JUNG The negative impact of high international oil prices was big in August. We can still expect a recove... IM NO JUNG If you can't be No. 1, No. 2 is the next-best thing. We lost the state championship and we've won st... WOLFGANG WEBER As skills shortages continue to test candidate sourcing and attraction strategies, and competition f... JASON WALKER The best thing about Princeton is that there are no distractions. JOHN TEMPLETON No single state, and no community within any state, has reached a full level of preparedness. The ac... LEAH DEVLIN TISD can no longer wait on the state and must act in the best interest of our teachers and students. LARRY SULLIVAN No other state would impose this kind of sentence. ERWIN CHEMERINSKY There is no state with more extensive resources than Nevada. KARL GAWELL There is no evidence of a conspiracy ... the state failed because there is no conspiracy. KATHARINE LIELL It's the last meet of the season and it's the last chance for the kids to qualify for the state tour... BRIAN DEMING No doubt about it, she's a good golfer - one of the best in the state. And she's just a sophomore. KIPP SCHREINER There is no gain without an effort, some gain with lots of effort and wonderful gain with smar... MUSSADIQ ABDUL RAHIM Life is the everlasting gobstopper with its complications of the starter being birth, the main cours... GARY F EVANS... No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. CHRISTOPHER MORLEY Every U.S. official we speak to agrees the policy makes no sense, but the buck gets passed from Stat... RICHARD MCAULEY No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. It requires so
much attention. CHRISTOPHER MORLEY No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. CHRISTOPHER MORLEY [I]n a place with absolutely no private or personal life, with the incessant worship of a mediocre c... CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS No humanity is capable of judging a man's deeds for it is really impossible for the average mind to ... APURVA GAGLANI I used to be crazy about being the best, No. 1. I wanted to be considered No. 1 heavyweight in the w... CHRIS BYRD I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all. WILLIAM HUNG Try to keep them no more than a half inch. Quarter inch is the best. TERESA FOLLMER Our goal is to go out there and get the best finish we can, but no matter what, we've got to finish ... JAMIE MCMURRAY On 18 I told myself it's my senior year and my last state tournament. There's no way I'm going out w... DREW MILLER Torii's been very close to Puck. He was in no state to go out for a ballgame. I told him to sit back... RON GARDENHIRE There are no oysters anywhere else in the state but Aransas Bay. They fished them all out. ANTHONY GODINICH We have no choice but to pick up what the state has refused to fund, DAN KELLY You go down to Florida State and he is kind of the No. 1 guy on a team with a lot of big-time player... DENNIS GREEN Many times I feel Childhood is the best part of my life,No enemies,No anger,No worries,No jealous,No... JOSEPH BOAZ he has recognized that Katrina was no ordinary hurricane. KATHLEEN BLANCO These are some of our best and brightest, and there's no reason they should have to leave the state ... BERT BRANTLEY The difference is that when those barren periods occur no one's waiting for a record from us, so the... CYNTHIA WEIL For Zach, it was especially nice. As the No. 1, he faces the best players in the state, week after w... DAVE WEISFELDT I was in a state of witless shock, as though flames had suddenly enwrapped and paralyzed me so that ... ALEKSANDER SOLZHENITSYN He's been seriously overlooked as the best player in the (Seventh) Region. Terrance can and has elev... GARY SHOURDS Tonight, the No. 1 team in the nation is playing the No. 2 team in the nation. The next best team is... BOBBY BOWDEN Cricketers have to perform in front of millions, and there are no retakes. If then you become a hero... SUSHANT SINGH RAJPUT Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the ideal and the poss... BERTRAND RUSSELL Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the ideal and the poss... BERTRAND RUSSELL It is unfortunately none too well understood that, just as the State has no money of its own, so it ... ALBERT J. NOCK No country can become an E.U. member state if it introduces the death penalty. FEDERICA MOGHERINI As there is no worldly gain without some loss so there is no worldly loss without some gain. QUARIUS As there is no worldly gain without some loss so there is no worldly loss without some gain. QUARIUS No. I write down thoughts as they occur to me. You never know when you're going to need a good idea. PETER JENNINGS It has been raining here for ten years.I keep an accurate record of time and can state this with no ... ALASTAIR BRUCE While the State exists there can be no freedom; when there is freedom there will be no State. VLADIMIR LENIN While the State exists there can be no freedom; when there is freedom there will be no State. LENIN (VLADIMIR ULYANOV) While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State. LENIN There is no force so democratic as the force of an ideal. CALVIN COOLIDGE There is no force so democratic as the force of an ideal CALVIN COOLIDGE No one is safe from slander. The best way is to pay no attention to it, but live in innocence and le... MOLIERE There is no way the department is responsible for the deaths of these children. This department is a... ANDREW SPANO There is no way the department is responsible for the deaths of these children. This department is a... ANDREW J. SPANO When public officials turn to financial gain for official acts, we have no choice but to prosecute. DANA BOENTE Things wabi-sabi have no need for the reassurance of status or the validation of market culture. The... LEONARD KOREN Always do your best, no more, no less...doing your best leaves no room left for regret, worry or dou... WILLIAM PAISLEY If there was no Velvet Underground there would have been no such record. Does that tell you what you... JONATHAN RICHMAN I think it's a no-win situation for other teams to draw us right now. Because of our record they are... DAN MAY There is no doubt that, to achieve maximum efficiency, we need the support of the best technological... GIUSEPPE PISANU I know that Jim Gibbons as governor of Nevada will represent all the best of this state. I really be... JACK KEMP I went to M.I.T. in the summer of 1951 as a 'C.L.E. Moore Instructor.' I had been an instruc... JOHN FORBES NASH, JR. There is no celebrity quite as powerful as the local, homegrown celebrity. TONY WILSON And each book has to receive your best effort every single time. No slacking. NORA ROBERTS On the ordinary view of each species having been independently created, we gain no scientific explan... CHARLES DARWIN On the ordinary view of each species having been independently created, we gain no scientific explan... CHARLES DARWIN
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