For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don’t enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances are that you’re not going to be very happy. If someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new job, huge amounts of money, a flawlessly happy marriage or a trip to Paris, that person isn’t going to be happy much of the time. If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Related This is the secret of happiness that you have been looking for: If you are moving in the ... ABRAHAM HICKS How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW A Ritual to Read to Each Other If you don’t know the kind of person I am and... WILLIAM STAFFORD 2. Overcommitment and time pressure are the greatest destroyers of marriages. It takes time to devel... JAMES C. DOBSON To be, or not to be, that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco... STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad. STEPHEN CHBOSKY By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. E.M. FORSTER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. a major reason why we wake up each day is to know the real reasons why we wake up each day ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m... SARAH J. MAAS Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people
have been befuddled by the mysteries... LEWIS N. ROE History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN blackmagic on a person
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blackmagic on a pe... ASTRODOST To be or not to be. That's not really a question. JEAN-LUC GODARD It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w... GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ... GARY F EVANS... In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around. RHODA BELLEZA Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy- then you will be happy when someone ... C. JOYBELL C. What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. W... SANDRA BULLOCK So may the New Year be a happy one to you, happy to many more whose happiness depends on you! CHARLES DICKENS You must have traveled all night,” she heard herself say. “I had to come back early.” Sh... LISA KLEYPAS When you see a new day, you must see a new reason to think anew. You must see a new reason to start ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself,
and they never forget a single m... OM BENIWAL The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH In a world where pleasure rules, people tend to be undeveloped in every way. " A House Like a Lotus MADELEINE L’ENGLE I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi... C. JOYBELL C. Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ... FEREIDOON YAZDI We often live as if our happiness depended on having. But I don't know anyone who is really happy be... HENRI J.M. NOUWEN It's up to you to be responsible for how you feel if you're not happy. Your happiness lies i... TARAJI P. HENSON 26. Don’t marry someone with intolerable characteristics in the hopes of changing him or her. If y... JAMES C. DOBSON Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR Don't settle for a normal life. Not when you can enjoy the wonderful weirdness of being who God crea... CRAIG GROESCHEL Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends more on the way we meet the e... ALEXANDER HUMBOLDT if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it... CHARLES BUKOWSKI Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. Quiero que [mi hijo] conozca el secreto de la felicidad, algo tan sencillo que da la impresión de q... JAMES RHODES Learn to stand for something in life otherwise you will fall for anything that comes along which is ... EUGINIA HERLIHY Like a deep sad note played beneath the ocean waving through the orb the memories of ... PAWAN MISHRA To be a success, you have to break down your wall of fear that you built around you to protect yours... DEBASISH MRIDHA If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have... LEMONY SNICKET The world is a beautiful place to be born into if you don't mind happiness not always... LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI Be careful of relying on the opinion of others, these are the same people that like liver. NANETTE L. AVERY There are just some kind of men who-who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learn... HARPER LEE The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... JOSEPH CONRAD Each man lives in his own universe and when he dies the world is over BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet t... WILHELM VON HUMBOLDT That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Kn... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM
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My father was from Glasgow, Scotland; my mother's brothers were brake... MICKEY ROONEY Besides shooting about 5 percent, we were just totally out of synch offensively. Forcing long shots,... DAVID ROONEY Hey, I can't believe I got more than 1 percent considering I am not known and haven't campaigned. TOM ROONEY At this stage Sunday looks fine. There may be a shower or two in the morning but it will be settling... WARD ROONEY This was the greatest football team that was ever put together. DAN ROONEY What happens on the field stays on the field. It was just handbags. WAYNE ROONEY We've a better chance than last season,” said Sir Alex. WAYNE ROONEY We could have scored more - we should have. We should have taken a lot more of our chances and won b... WAYNE ROONEY Don't Call Me Postmodern! WAYNE ROONEY How Rooney copes with still being so young and with getting all the fame and attention depends on th... WAYNE ROONEY He is a fierce man because he's got that great passion to win. 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DAVID ROONEY At the end of the day we looked at our golf properties and overall golf model and thought we could d... DAVID ROONEY