Don’t kill me,†he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.â€
“If you had let me ï¬nish,†Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed, “you would have heard me say, ‘Come out, we’re not
going to hurt you’. Idiot.â€
“He probably wouldn’t have said idiot,†Valkyrie told the sobbing man. “We’re trying our best to be nice.â€
The man blinked through his tears, and looked up.
“You’re... You’re not going to kill me?â€
“No, we’re not,†Valkyrie said gently, “so long as you wipe your nose right now.
— Derek Landy
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