For I hope my Friends will pardon me, when I declare, I know none of them without a Fault; and I should be sorry if I could imagine, I had any Friend who could not see mine. Forgiveness, of this Kind, we give and demand in Turn.


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HELEN FIELDING
I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with g...
HELEN FIELDING
I'm writing exactly the kinds of books I like to write. And they're the kinds of books I lik...
JOY FIELDING
I might not write fiction in the literary sense. But I write very well. My characters are good. My d...
JOY FIELDING
I always say what's on my mind. No need to second guess with me.
JOY FIELDING
There aren't too many people out there who can start one of my books and not finish it. I don...
JOY FIELDING
Perfect happiness is knowing that everyone I love is healthy, safe, and content.
JOY FIELDING
Roxster, my photo is of an egg.
HELEN FIELDING
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
NOEL FIELDING
'It's not you, it's me.'

'Oh God. That's exactly what my last three boyfriends said whe...
KIM FIELDING
Dean had just come from seeing his lawyer. That was the first time that I found out that he had cons...
FRED F. FIELDING
Soon after I returned to private practice, former Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger called m...
FRED F. FIELDING
It became evident to me that there was a very serious political element at work. I know that the ter...
FRED F. FIELDING
Theology in general, instead of acting as a beacon-light to guide the people of God, the laity, as t...
O. FIELDING CLARKE
Commemoration of Swithun, Bishop of Winchester, c.862 Commemoration of Bonaventure, Franciscan Fria...
O. FIELDING CLARKE
The last eight years have created a lot of deep-seated hostility. People take political decisions ve...
FRED F. FIELDING
Satan has control now. No matter where you look, he is in control, even in our own land. He is guidi...
JOSEPH FIELDING SMITH
But look, you did not have to be well versed in politics to know that some stupid things were going ...
FRED F. FIELDING
I would rather be right than President.
HENRY CLAY
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
O. HENRY
I see America spreading disaster. I see America as a black curse upon the world. I see a long night ...
HENRY MILLER
We do not talk - we bludgeon one another with facts and theories gleaned from cursory readings of ne...
HENRY MILLER
It is true I had been successful on a small scale in overcoming one of the main difficulties in the ...
HENRY BESSEMER
The people who influence you are the people who believe in you.
HENRY DRUMMOND