For every nation and every individual, the principal worry is debt.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.

Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does