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For a guy to step in without any practice and have those stats is a really good thing.


Dave Garza

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RON DARIAN I'm known up there as the guy from Frog Jump. And it's a good thing.
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MIKE DITKA There is no harm in repeating a good thing.
PLATO Being multi-disciplined is always a good thing.
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GREG MURLEY Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.
ADAM FERRARA Well, any effort to maximize your potential and ability is a good thing.
DANIEL GOLEMAN It's sweet and everything, but it's like you're not even there sometimes. It's great that you can li...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM That's a spooky thing. It's just one of those quirky stats and I can't explain it.
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KEVIN MILLAR A dash of frugality is a good thing for everyone.
JASON CHAFFETZ Pragmatism is not always a good thing. Experience is not always a good thing.
KEITH ELLISON Multiple cat households are a good thing.
CELIA HAMMOND For the most part my year went pretty good. I had a couple abysmal starts that really ruined my stat...
ADAM WAINWRIGHT I am really drawn to damaged characters, and I have a lot of sympathy for them. Making those complic...
PAUL HAGGIS Music reality shows are a good thing, especially for those seeking a career in music.
KAILASH KHER I thought our bench did a fantastic job. Those players kept us going without any letdown, and they c...
JENNIFER LONG The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis.
CRAIG GROESCHEL You know," Daddy said, "it's some that can live their whole life out without asking about it and it'...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR The painter who draws merely by practice and by eye, without any reason, is like a mirror which copi...
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ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Mike is a really good guy, a unique guy, and I just wish the best for him.
TONY DUNGY It's a good thing to be foolishly gay once in a while.
HORACE I think it was a good thing that Joanie and Chachi married.
ERIN MORAN If work was a good thing, the rich would have it all and not let you do it.
ELMORE LEONARD I think spirituality is a good thing but I dislike any sort of dogmatic organization.
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DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS... It is a lie.
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JORGE RAMOS This is a good thing for animals and a good thing for people, ... These animals are made to suffer h...
GENE BAUSTON If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE is a broken man an outlaw?"

"More or less." Brienne answered.

Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR. Any time that you can give the consumer more of what they want, it's a good thing. I said from D...
EDGAR BRONFMAN, JR. Overall, the stats are a good thing. I think it keeps everybody focused. It creates a lot of interes...
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DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
WINSTON CHURCHILL Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST Having a visual element to your band is a good thing.
BILLY GIBBONS My dad got me hooked on the news. That was a good thing.
DANA PERINO A successful teacher is one who has atleast 2 students in his class, one who sees no reason to study...
APURVA GAGLANI Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on...
HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
HARPER LEE I'd say the say the same thing if I saw a kid with those stats. I'd say have him come out and prove ...
TYLER RICE I'm a good guy. I love playing bad guys, but good guys that have a good thing going on, I like t...
LANCE HENRIKSEN A prophet is without honor in his home because,due to proximity factor a prophet may not be able to ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Better a little with God than a whole lot without Him. Better to have fewer houses, cars, appliances...
CRAIG GROESCHEL Having a good camp is one thing, a lot of people have good camps. But his maturity level, his presen...
ALLARD BAIRD Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha...
MIKE DEVINE That's the only time on offense when you can really feel like you're a team player. You're making an...
BRANDON INGE If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ...
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JOE ALLARIA It bodes well for him. We really haven't been able to practice much because of the weather. We reall...
BOB LYONS For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
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ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE The person that gives you a good book to read is more valuable than the one that gives you money,bec...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Endeavour to get a good name,because if you do,you will be indirectly making life easier for your gr...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A good quote is far better than the best selling books.
ANUJ SOMANY Endeavor to get a good name,because if you do,you will be indirectly making life easier for your gre...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) It is good to appreciate anothers good deeds, but let not your good deeds be known to others lest th...
APURVA GAGLANI If given an opportunity to head an establishment,resite this "A good name will last better for my fa...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If you have inherited a bad name from your parent,edit it,by becoming good,but if you are lucky to h...
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DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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