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[Fifteen-game winner Mark Mulder had six assists in a recent win over the Mariners.] I just figure I'll be a hockey goalie when the season is done, ... There's got to be a rink in Arizona where I can sign up.


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'Out here, th...
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CHARLES GRANT Scully-'
'I screwed up.' Her hands again. 'Damnit, I screwed up.'
'Nope' [Mulder] said... ...
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But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars.
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Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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I mark a trail
of my soul's journey in this realm.
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MARK MULDER When I pitched Game 5 in Yankee Stadium [in '01], I felt like I was sitting in the clubhouse for 10 ...
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MARK MULDER It's just bruised, sore and stiff,
MARK MULDER The minute he hit it I knew if it didn't go foul it was going to be a homer. I was so mad at myself....
MARK MULDER This team isn't about who is No. 1 and who's No. 5. Obviously, Carpenter has stood out head and shou...
MARK MULDER He's happy for me, but I think way deep down inside he's mad. He just won't admit it. They already s...
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MARK MULDER I'm looking for someone who is going to be open to the public. It's got to be black and white with u...
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MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL