fell for Peter Lorre on screen when he made suave simpering so amusing in 'The Maltese Falcon.'

I don't know who Peter Lorre is. Pathetic right? It shows you how completely gross and uncultured my generation is.

When I have to replace my picnic tables, that's criminal,

And the most amusing thing is when they would start behaving as if this were the Super Bowl.

I'm wild again, beguiled again, a wimpering, simpering child I am.

I like to direct for the big screen.