Fate is kind, and the prize is yours when you get the question right. But, get the question wrong, and fate will deal a crushing blow to some poor, blameless soul - live on camera! It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, or ratings slip too low.
Joan Nevitt
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant JIM COLE There is nothing like right or wrong question or answer. A question may be right for someone and wro... ANUJ SOMANY The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK The question of who is right and who is wrong has seemed to me always too small to be worth a moment... ALBERT J. NOCK Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. I think sometimes there is no right thing. ROSAMUND HODGE I don't know Who, or what, put the question, I don't know when it was put. I don't even remember ans... DAG HAMMARSKJOLD Most of the gods throw dice but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's be... TERRY PRATCHETT Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get em, get em right, or they will get you wr... THOMAS FULLER Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get 'em, get 'em right, or they will get you ... THOMAS FULLER Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get yo... DR. THOMAS FULLER What kind of wood is gopher wood is the wrong question. The right question is what does it mean? MACKIE JENKINS This is kind of what I wanted. You get three or four games right away. You get to compete and get so... GREG CLIPPINGER For this is Wisdom; to love, to live To take what fate, or the Gods may give. To ask no question, to... LAURENCE HOPE Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can yo... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not b... J.R.R. TOLKIEN Fate is being kind to me. Fate doesn't want me to be too famous too young. DUKE ELLINGTON Nowadays, everybody assumes, when they wake up in the morning, if they have a question, it will get ... JACK WHITE We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL dont be too confident when someone tells you they love you, the real question is UNTIL WHEN? becoz j... NIESA AMOR IBARRA When things get too complicated, it sometimes makes sense to stop and wonder: Have I asked the right... ENRICO BOMBIERI A teacher is one who teaches you until you get to the point. To me the teacher is society.
!!!! S !!... SATHESH KUMAR M You play so many games, it gets into a routine. You get a couple days off, you get to think about wh... ANTERO NIITTYMAKI The question of buying now or buying later is always tricky. I compare it to buying a summer suit. B... BOB HARRELL My mind held fast to that hot morning and the moment of coolness in the cabin. I could so easily re-... ERNEST K. GANN The question is not how to get cured, but how to live. JOSEPH CONRAD Mr. Solomon was right the worst kind of torture is watching someone you love get hurt. ALLY CARTER Is Fate getting what you deserve, or deserving what you get? JODI PICOULT Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a so... ANONYMOUS Never get angry against fate, she is looking for someone to crush, why put a spotlight on yourself? BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA If you deserve a red card, there is no question and you walk away. But some of the cards we're getti... DEMA KOVALENKO The only thing that gets in the way of our plans and objectives is fate. It has its own path for you... GABRIELLA JORDING The only problem comes when a hurricane moves in too close. The waves just get bigger, and the surfe... JOE WOODEN Then that's what the Northern Lights are. All the lives that we're not living. ADI ALSAID You are the one who creates your future, if not someone else will decide your fate and the road whic... N. S. COLE A writer has a difficult fate, but a Jewish writer has an especially difficult fate. His soul is tor... S. ANSKY Science is wonderfully equipped to answer the question "How?" but it gets terribly confused when you... ERWIN CHARGAFF There is no question that knowing someone in the business will get you in the door. But it is your s... VIC MIGNOGNA I can control my destiny, but not my fate. Destiny means there are opportunities to turn right or le... PAULO COELHO It's a good trade for everybody now, until they start playing with these guys. Indiana gets some muc... AL HARRINGTON The evacuation of the settlements from the Gaza Strip is not just a struggle over the question of th... AMOS OZ It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore. JAMES HETFIELD It's all fun and games, until someone looses an eye...than it's fun and games you can't see anymore. JAMES HETFIELD [The master bedroom gets drama from its large-scale Victorian furniture and sophisticated mauve colo... ANNA SUI Luck is what happens to you when fate gets tired of waiting GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS We've got to get better. We had four or five scoring opportunities. When you have two tipped passes ... PETE ADRIAN The United States does not have a choice as to whether or not is will or will not play a great part ... THEODORE ROOSEVELT Look, here's the deal: The Chiefs' fate and the Royals' fate, that's my fate. ROB RIGGLE Raising right question is awakening; getting its answer is stimulating; But, nothing better than the... ANUJ SOMANY The Liberals knew the Reform was going to stand up and question them on minute details about spendin... KATHY BROCK I have been asked this question over and over again: 'Dr. Jeremiah, do you think God is finished... DAVID JEREMIAH Be careful how you live. Someone is always watching and will look to you as an example, an excuse, o... DONNA LYNN HOPE Too often, a problem is allowed to fester until it reaches a crisis point... and the American people... DARRELL ISSA Just because Fate doesn't deal you the right cards, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just mean... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA These games are fun to watch. Everybody involved in that type of game gets better, including yours t... CHRIS CRON All romantics meet the same fate some day. Drunk and cynical and boring someone in some dark ca... JONI MITCHELL No, life is meant to be a celebration; celebration is its central note. If someone asks you, better ... OSHO Rule Fate Or Fate Will Rule You. STEVEN REDHEAD The wind changes direction within an instant and contains within it knowledge that can take away a l... TAMI EGONU - A RHAPSODY OF DREAM To live alone is the fate of all great souls. ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER Once you get a probability of an accident occurring, the question is what's the impact to people? Th... ALICE CAPONITI PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA Just because Fate doesn't deal you the right cards, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just mean... LES BROWN Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. C.G. JUNG Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Worrying about outcomes over which I have no control is punishing myself before the universe has dec... SHERRY THOMAS The Nagging Question;If as a man you are diagnosed of sexual impotence & without cure,but with a vir... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The biggest question in life is: 'what's for dinner tonight?' AARON SANTOS The Nagging Question; If your beloved spouse travels outside your base for a three month course & re... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The nagging question;Is it the Higher being that gives a child or a simple process invented by natur... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The nagging question; If you mistakenly impregnate your mother in-law or sister in-law,will you abor... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Nagging Question;if you discover that your spouse to be is HIV positive ,or has a terminal illne... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The nagging question;Can you sacrifice one of your eyes or kidneys for the person you claim to love. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The nagging question;If a terrorist kidnaps your beloved daughter for 3yrs & releases her after then... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Nagging Question;When your beloved wife delivers a baby for you,will you with her consent conduc... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Nagging Question;If you need a new kidney via a transplant & your wife's system matches yours,bu... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Nagging Question;" If you discovered that your spouse to be has a 20 inches manhood that is curv... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The Nagging Question;If you discovered that your spouse to be has no vagina (a congenital abnormalit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Hypothetically, if the only choice you got is to do the wrong thing, then its not really a wrong thi... VLADIMIR LEM Was there any fate more bitter than to get what you long for most, when it's too late? LAINI TAYLOR The question,’ she replied, ‘is not whether you will love, hurt, dream, and die. It is what you ... BRANDON SANDERSON On some positions, cowardice asks the question, is it expedient? And then expedience comes along and... MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Thy fate is the common fate of all; Into each life some rain must fall. HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Question: Why are we Masters of our Fate, the captains of our souls? Because we have the power to co... ALFRED A. MONTAPERT It's like you have to have some kind of executive order to get someone to come and clean gum out of ... DIANE WILDFONG Live not as though there were a thousand years ahead of you. Fate is at your elbow; make yourself go... MARCUS AURELIUS Live not as though there were a thousand years ahead of you. Fate is at your elbow; make yourself g... MARCUS AURELIUS Science is wonderfully equipped to answer the question 'How?' but it gets terribly confused ... ERWIN CHARGAFF I think the question on everybody's mind is: When will New Orleans get into a position to start the ... GRAYSON HALL His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING Until someone gets the wins, actually gets over 70 wins, then all of it is talk. They are the best t... BILL WENNINGTON All my heart is yours, sir: it belongs to you; and with you it would remain, were fate to exile the ... CHARLOTTE BRONTë We all leave footprints in the sand, the question is, will we be a big heal, or a great soul. SOURCE UNKNOWN Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?" DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Ladies and gentlemen, the relevant question is not when Iran will get the bomb. The relevant questio... EHUD BARAK Sun shines on my back as I walk away Sun shines on my chest and I return The fall air is c... BRENT M. JONES But you are involved in the world, and your actions have consequences for other people, and if you d... MALCOLM BRADBURY If by fate anyone means the will or power of God, let him keep his meaning but mend his language: fo... ST. AUGUSTINE Find then follow the path that enables you to live the life you want to live. Don't be blow by the w... STEVEN REDHEAD
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JOAN COLLINS When I was in fact a child, six and seven and eight years old, I was utterly baffled by the enthusia... JOAN DIDION I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done ... JOAN RIVERS My grandmother spoiled my father rotten, and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. Wh... JOAN COLLINS During the 'ballad' years for me, the politics was latent; I was just falling in love with t... JOAN BAEZ I think America has a bad rap right now... and hopefully Obama will change that. JOAN CUSACK Acting for me is not a bad habit like smoking that I must make an effort to quit. I love acting; I l... JOAN CHEN I consider you as old as you look and feel. And in that case I feel - I feel I'm about 39, like ... JOAN COLLINS I'm concentrating on staying healthy, having peace, being happy, remembering what is important, ... JOAN JETT Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding yo... JOAN RIVERS I was voted the most beautiful girl in the world in 1958, and courted by every young, available man ... JOAN COLLINS I used to not be confident. My father certainly didn't add to my confidence. When I was 17 or 18... JOAN COLLINS I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all ov... JOAN RIVERS I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman u... JOAN RIVERS Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same ... JOAN COLLINS I know who you are, and I am not impressed. JOAN JETT Maybe that is the purest and most radical kind of religion – simple attention. Present-moment awar... JOAN TOLLIFSON Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw f... JOAN LUNDEN I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He... JOAN RIVERS Action is the antidote to despair. JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate. JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak... JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat... JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ... JOAN RIVERS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something... but that it is a moral... JOAN DIDION Isn't that what we come into politics for? To say to people: 'You can do it, too - there is ... JOAN KIRNER People think of us as an information distributor because that's how they relate to the Internet.... JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us... JOAN HALIFAX