Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night!

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else

I will never be below the title.