Fans love Sosa for his exuberance, for the kisses he blows to his mother, wife and four children. He is Slammin' Sammy, a fairy-tale figure rising from poverty in the Dominican Republic to the 55th floor above Chicago's Lake Shore Drive.
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Related What Sammy Sosa has done for the Dominican Republic, that's what I think I can do for Haiti. WYCLEF JEAN Sammy Sosa grew up without a father in the back of a converted public hospital in San Pedro de Macor... BILL DEDMAN Relaxing at home in his 55th-floor condominium before a game, Sammy Sosa is the same as at the ball ... BILL DEDMAN Sammy Sosa? Everybody knew who Sammy was, paid attention to Sammy. I had already signed in pro ball ... ALFONSO SORIANO In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a moth... LONI LOVE I feel so honored to be able to say "What I do is for my son" without that being an excuse to do stu... C. JOYBELL C. He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa. JOSE CANSECO It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES What does a man gain in marriage?
nothing
his peace he loses it to his wife
his temper he has to let... APURVA GAGLANI He looked like a thing broken loose from a bedtime story, something unreal ... The giant watched her... R.J. LAWRENCE Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a... ERIC MASSA [Sammy Sosa] gave a lot to this organization, and this organization gave a lot to him. He did a lot ... MICHAEL BARRETT I love Kanye West. I think he's a visionary. He's one of those people for whom I separate hi... HALSEY Like his countryman, Kiefer Sutherland, Seth Rogen has a voice that's 10 years older than he is ... ELVIS MITCHELL I love seeing my husband hold our daughter and just give her kisses, unsolicited kisses. When he doe... VANESSA LACHEY Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers. UNKNOWN The best compliment we ever got about the show was from a Korean veteran who was unable to talk abou... GARY BURGHOFF (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON Every time he raised his hands on her. He killed a prince from a fairy tale somewhere deep within he... AKSHAY VASU I want to have the fairy-tale life with a wife and three or four kids. It will come. CRIS JUDD There's good and bad in everybody. I wasn't looking for the good, or looking for the bad. Th... SAM MENDES I think it can be hard for any man to sometimes be upstaged by his wife. So when I'm home, I wor... GIADA DE LAURENTIIS The movie is really a fairy tale about the guys who wrote fairy tales. It's also an excuse for Terry... MATT DAMON Liberalism, above all, means emancipation - emancipation from one's fears, his inadequacies, fro... HUBERT H. HUMPHREY If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You&... STEVE HARVEY The painter's obsession with his subject is all that he needs to drive him to work. LUCIAN FREUD I didn't get a phone call from Bill Clinton before I jumped in the race ... maybe it's becau... CARLY FIORINA The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. THEODORE HESBURGH The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. THEODORE M. HESBURGH The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. It was nearly midnight on the night of February 26, 1806, and Alexandre Dumas, the future author of ... TOM REISS As long as you keep one foot in the real world while the other foot's in a fairy tale, that fair... AARON SORKIN Working with Will Smith was one of the highlights of my career. He is so talented and has a tremendo... KIM FIELDS He is now rising from affluence to poverty. MARK TWAIN He´s in trouble, ... He needs to shore up his base now. BOB STEIN Many people think fairy tales and retellings of fairy tales are only for children, but I'm not t... KATE FORSYTH My mother comes from the Dominican Republic, so I have the Latin side in me, and I grew up with Gyps... CYRILLE AIMEE I'm a huge Springsteen fan, and yet if either he or Bob Dylan had to be erased from the world... ELIZABETH WURTZEL I'd love to interview Bill Clinton. I know that might be a little boring, but he's so intere... DAMIEN FAHEY To me, a building - if it's beautiful - is the love of one man, he's made it out of his love... MARTHA GRAHAM We start 'The Butler' in June and that's incredibly exciting for me because I get to wor... DAVID OYELOWO Al Gore has all of the positive attributes of Bill Clinton but is saddled with none of his negatives... PETER NAVARRO The whole universe conspired to fulfill his deepest desire to become a judge: now he judges the figh... DR HITESH C SHETH The love of a man for his wife, his child, of the land where he lives and works, is for me the real ... EDWARD ABBEY Now let's move on to the subject of how a real man treats his wife. A real man doesn't slap even a t... S.M. STIRLING Lyndon B. Johnson thought he'd have the boys home from Vietnam by Christmas - for four Christmas... RICK PERLSTEIN The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH He spoke often of his wife and his children. He was definitely a family man. GINNY DYCHE The good historian is like the giant of the fairy tale. He knows that wherever he catches the scent ... MARC BLOCH If a man say, 'I love God,' and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his... JOHN THE APOSTLE In many ways, Beckham is the perfect catch for an Indian mother. He loves his wife, he has a son, he... GURINDER CHADHA Jesus Christ wants to show His love for this world through us, Christians. SUNDAY ADELAJA As cynical as I can be, there's always a part of me that believes in love and the fairy tale. LILY JAMES My mother is Turtle Mountain Chippewa, and she lived on her home reservation. My father taught there... LOUISE ERDRICH [David Murray, the elder by four minutes, never lets his younger sibling forget he is smarter and mo... DAVID MURRAY One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. UNKNOWN The Will of God is the same for all. He has no favorites within His household. All He has ever done ... EDDIE CAPPARUCCI He shouldn't be alone at a time like this. This is a special time for me to be around as much as... JOSEPH JACKSON Christ's Church is, above all, the spiritual temple where every Christian knows he has his place... POPE JOHN XXIII My father's life was so decimated by his earliest experiences. His mother died when he was 7 yea... WALTER MOSLEY Bill's voice was part of a chorus of conscience for a nation dealing with issues of poverty, war, di... REV. FREDERICK STREETS Pregnancy is barbaric. … The husband's guilty waning of sexual desire, the woman's tears in fr... THE CHILDREN I beheld the trappings of upper-middle-class comfort. The big-screen TV and VCR. The crush of name-b... THE CHILDREN With a tale, for sooth, he comet unto you; with a tale which holdeth children from play, and old men... SIR PHILIP SIDNEY Fess up, 'Hunger Games' fans: Does anyone care about Peeta or find him attractive? He's ... RICHARD CORLISS The Green Lantern is a unique superhero because it's not that he's super that is his focus; ... BLAKE LIVELY The things I connected with Zurich about were that he is a selfless person; he wants the best for ev... TREVOR JACKSON Mother's intentions were always sound, never muddy; I don't imagine that she troubled herself to fee... JOHN IRVING About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN He that hath a wife and children must not sit with his fingers in his mouth PROVERB I worked with Stanley Kubrick for almost a year back in 1990, trying to develop the screen story for... IAN WATSON To progress again, man must remake himself. And he cannot remake himself without suffering. For he i... ALEXIS CARREL The fighter loses more than his pride in the fight; he loses part of his future. He's a step clo... FLOYD PATTERSON The welfare culture tells the man he is not a necessary part of the family; he feels dispensable, hi... GEORGE GILDER Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how c... FELIX DENNIS I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is the harmony, style, ... BENJAMIN SPOCK The kid who throws his spaghetti from the high chair onto his father's face, he's pushing ba... HENRY ROLLINS At the cross, God was punishing Jesus for the sins of the world. God's justice required a penalt... LEWIS B. SMEDES He hits it long. His shoulders are impressively quick through the ball. That's where he's ge... NICK FALDO Naked a man comes from his mothers womb, and as he comes, so he departs. He takes nothin... KING SOLOMON The true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW His love with Lucy bled from his heart as he slipped into a dark despair— a melancholy that only s... SOLANGE NICOLE The Dalai Lama said that he thinks mother's love is the best symbol for love and compassion, bec... RICHARD GERE In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been wi... DOUGLAS ADAMS I give Bill Gates an A for vision because, as a business person and a strategist, he's brilliant... MITCH KAPOR It's a very, very fascinating story for me, cause it's about a man who's been doing bad;... HARVEY KEITEL He was a very inferior farmer when he first begun . . . and he is
now fast rising from affluence to... MARK TWAIN (PSEUDONYM OF SAMUEL LANGHORNE CLEMENS) When I read the pilot 'for Married with Children', it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... ju... ED O'NEILL [The incestuous father...] may be unconsciously seeking revenge against either his wife or his mothe... SUSAN FORWARD I used to hang out with grandfather all the time because he used to pick me up from school sometimes... CHRIS ROCK Everyone's different, but it was fun for me to work with Garth Hudson. He's from 'The Ba... TEDDY THOMPSON For those of you who thought F. W. Murnau's 'Nosferatu' was his greatest film, I have ne... KAGE BAKER
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