Stephen Colbert
Related You know the policy, they follow while printing news. 'If you cannot get any real news, just fake it... APURVA GAGLANI While we haven't received details from the state AG, the notion that former WorldCom executives comm... BRAD BURNS FABRIZIO MOREIRA When fake news is repeated, it becomes difficult for the public to discern what's real. JIMMY GOMEZ Alternative facts and fake news are just other names for propaganda JOHNNY CORN MORRIS HITE DANIEL KAHNEMAN MARSHALL MCLUHAN FABRIZIO MOREIRA WALTER ISAACSON We have salespeople being guards, executives being packers. ABE BROWN Because of 24-hour cable news and online news, the campaigns are played out in real time. DOUG HATTAWAY JAMES CASH PENNEY LINDA LEAMING I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the... JOE MURRAY We watched the news and all and expected it to be a real bad snarl. They made it a lot worse on the ... CHRIS SCHOFIELD The executives really took a huge hit. That's typical in a bankruptcy, where executives lose a signi... DAVID COLE I think there is a danger when it comes to fake news because there is some fake news out there, but ... DAVID MUIR It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day. CHARLIE ADAM PETER MCWILLIAMS ROONE ARLEDGE There's an assumption that executives are there to do the right thing. AL GINI Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. ERIC SEVAREID OSWALD MOSLEY PETER F. DRUCKER PETER DRUCKER Beware of the egos of chief executives, JUERGEN SCHREMPP I'm very involved with all the executives at Televisa. RANDY FALCO PETER MCWILLIAMS PETER DRUCKER We had well-intentioned executives that made several bad decisions. They are no longer with the comp... BETH CHAPPELL These executives have irreparably violated the public trust. ED FALLON REBECCA MACKINNON ANON. CONNIE CHUNG ALEX BERENSON They're in a rough patch of news flow. I really think the fundamentals are a lot stronger than the r... BYRON CALLAN NAOMI WOLF We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. NEWS REPORT We knew that such a good quality newspaper may be killed at any time, but we didn't expect it to com... BEIJING NEWS Pathological changes have taken place on large areas of both lungs. Two doctors and three nurses are... BEIJING NEWS We are not worried about service being shut down. We have spoken to executives at RIM and feel comfo... BETH PERLMAN WILLIAM FEATHER Such executives are unlikely to be willing to look at new ways of doing business. LUMKILE MONDI The laws effectively require that white executives replace themselves. LUMKILE MONDI OSWALD MOSLEY PLEASEFINDTHIS BILL VAUGHN BILL VAUGHAN Too many talk about a company's leadership, referring to the senior most executives in the organ... TRAVIS BRADBERRY MALCOLM S. FORBES DAN RATHER Your latest news is just news being repeated over and over again. It's old news already. ANDONI GARCIA If the news isn't there, don't create it. If I look at local news, I don't know what'... WILLIE HERENTON About 50 percent of our sales associates turned up today and our executives are helping them. ANNE KEATING I think most corporate executives are good honorable honest men and women who do good work. DON NICKLES Executives might not want to make cuts in travel budgets, but businesses are insisting on it. DOUGLAS MCWILLIAMS We're often kind and benevolent to senior executives who fail, ALAN JOHNSON BILL COSBY CONNIE CHUNG It's almost a good news-bad news situation. The good news is more people are joining the workforce. ER ANDERSON The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier. JAVIER BARDEM MARGARET HEFFERNAN Despite the continual rise of the knowledge worker over the last 60 years, we haven’t done enough ... CRYSTAL KADAKIA is not a reflection on the company, its executives or employees. GREGORY MAFFEI In a down economy, our survey has found executives always pushing profitability a few years out, and... BRIAN AMBROSE Am better off with the bad news disclosed to me than the good news hidden from me ASARE BEN CHRIS(ABC) Chief executives, who themselves own few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the ave... BOONE PICKENS When the newspapers have got nothing else to talk about, they cut loose on the young. The young ar... KENNETH REXROTH When the newspapers have got nothing else to talk about, they cut loose on the young. The young are ... KENNETH REXROTH The irony is that these (executives) want to be a lot more successful with their approach to a horse... DREW MITCHELL No bad news is good news. These are reasonably solid results for a company that's had bad news in th... CHAD HERSH LETITIA BALDRIGE When business executives are making the artistic decisions and don't understand animation, thing... DON BLUTH Executives are hired for their technical skills and experience but fired due to a lack of leadership... JOHN G AGNO The members find it gross and disgusting that United executives are going to benefit from the worker... JOE TIBERI News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper. ARTHUR CHRISTIANSEN News, news, news-that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper. ARTHUR CHRISTIANSEN Good news and bad news. You are going to live, is the good news. It's going to be a horrible life if... JUSTIN CARROLL JOHN C. MAXWELL For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. GLORIA BORGER It's not real good news out there. We're basically falling behind. WAYNE SCHLOOP He's regarded as one of the top five executives in this industry. I think he'll make a tremendous ow... DEAN BONHAM First and foremost it is the company, it's these executives that put these numbers together, it's no... LYNN TURNER ALEX BERENSON Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the ... IRA WALLACH T. BOONE PICKENS WILLIAM PENN [For now, the brothers have even put their production team, the Dead Executives, on hold while they ... BENJI MADDEN [For now, the brothers have even put their production team, the Dead Executives, on hold while they ... BENJI LEVI MADDEN These are all key issues on the minds of manufacturing executives today. At the forum, top manufactu... ANDY CHATHA The good news is people are living longer, and the bad news is people are living longer. CHARLES HAMOWY Good News, Bad News, LEE ANN WOMACK was perceived as the most aggressive of the new breed of bank executives. CHRIS WILLIAMS I think it's not just the universities. It's the executives in the boardroom. LINDA HIRSHMAN He tried, but they (Microsoft executives) were completely uninterested in what he had to say about C... STEVE LANGDON LORD LYTTON (EDWARD ROBERT BULWER LYTTON) ("OWEN MEREDITH") Prices are actually increasing faster elsewhere than they are here. If there's any good news to all ... ROB SCHLICHTING Shareholders have every right to know the compensation of executives, ... But we cannot know informa... CARLY FIORINA The distinction between reality and fiction in America seems like it is becoming really blurry. With... DANA SCHUTZ
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