FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs.

PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

If it swims, it's edible.

How is it that you make me want so many things I had sworn I could do without?

I don't know how it happened, and I don't know why, but this-- what she and I have-- it's solid. You don't need to worry about her. I'd rather cut off my own arms than hurt a single purple hair on her head. I'll look after her.