Expedience, not justice, is the rule of contemporary American law.

The magic of the American experience is that we've upheld the rule of law for everybody, everybody treated equally beneath the law.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock and roll never as great.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.