Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished.

Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.