Excuse me, but whatever you're drinking, I'll take a double, because clearly you've entered another dimension if you're talking to this troll!

No one should ever feel bad about themselves when the hot guy talks to the ugly girl instead. There's nothing wrong with you. I'm sure you looked like a certified 20 and your cleavage was noteworthy. Don't go home and cry because, "no one even looked at you". I've solved this disturbing puzzle and here's the bottom line- She was drunk, he was horny. She was easy, and he'll just hit it from the back so he doesn't have to look at her ugly face.

Why is it that people treat being SINGLE like it's the plague? I'm sorry, but it's not leprocy people! Where in the Old Testament does it say, 'boils, locusts, hail and being single'?

It's funny, when you first start dating someone you go over the checklist that you have in your head, the criteria that you think will embody your "perfect mate". The thing is, someone can sound amazing on paper, they can look the part, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're supposed to be your leading man.

I don't believe chivalry is dead, but I believe it's on the cusp. Listen, no one is expecting Frank Sinatra on their date. I'd probably laugh if a guy threw his coat on the floor for me, but there's no reason a guy shouldn't have common courtesy and respect for the woman he's interested in.

His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to be treated like one